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utube no sound

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:29

my utube vids ahve no sound wat shuld i do help me anons thanx

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:30

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:31

God damn, why it always lets me post things like this, but when I have actual programming things to say, it wokonizes me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 18:01

>>1
Apparently your Firefox doesn't have a spellchecker either, it's just not your day, is it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 18:20

>>4
[b][i]SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT HE IS DAY!!??!!??[/u][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 19:25

lulz hack my anus but srsly guise this is a problm i cant hear the music

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 19:54

Remove the penis(es) located in your ear. hth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 20:03

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 22:26

>>7
No, Anonymous.  Remove the penis(es) located in you're ear.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 23:19

>>9
No, Anenemous. Remouev the pines(is) lokaeted in ur're eer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 15:08

it should be your

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 16:42

At the risk of interrupting everyone's trolling, I actually have this problem too.  I reinstalled flash and everything, but no luck.  I have to download the vids to actually listen to them.

HALP /PROG/!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 17:04

>>12
It's quite simple, actually. Posting off-topic in /prog/ commonly causes deafness.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 17:23

>>12
Install Gentoo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 18:29

Haxing my own anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 18:34

>>15
Feels good, man ( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 19:01

libflashsupport

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 5:05

>>1,6,12
Click the speaker icon you fucking retard, and then leave and never ever come again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 14:11

OP the only way to solve your problem is too spend years on this board...learn the ways of programming thru effort and further education then design your own platform so that you can better accomplish stage 2. stage 2 design your own web browser, you can call it safari, the problem with this is that you will wake up and realise you cant program and your steve jobs the end. [spolier]your designed apple[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 14:12

goddammit spelling you ruin my jokes everytime

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 15:29

>>12

Try IE.  They use a different plugin.  If it works, then the problem is the plugin for the different browsers.  If it doesn't, it's something on your system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 21:25

>>18
>>12 here.

This actually fixed it.

I'm a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 23:30

>>19
For unknown reasons, I lol'd

Name: pEnIs 2009-07-27 14:07

bork bork bork

Name: Richard M. Stalin 2009-07-27 15:03

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as ``my utube vids'' are, in fact, YouTube's videos, or as I've recently taken to calling them, videos taken hostage. YouTube is not a video sharing site unto itself, but rather a component of a larger world domination strategy made useful by proprietary software and video formats comprising a full world domination platform as envisioned by Google.

Many computers use this video-stealing world domination system every day, without realising it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of WorldCage which is widely used today is often called ``YouTube'', and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a sinister world domination project, developed by the Google.

There really is a YouTube, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. YouTube is the outward-facing component -- the facade, if you will -- the component that allocates the world's resources to Google's overlords and minor minions. The facade is an essential part of a world domination strategy; it brings in sheep to control, but it is useless by itself -- it can only take over the world with a complete set of mind-control tools. YouTube is normally used in combination with the WorldCage dominating system: the whole system is basically WorldCage smeared with a bit of YouTube on the front, or ``Woyut/ucabge''. All the so-called ``YouTube'' channels are really pawns of the Google overlords.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 15:13

>>25
Sometimes I wonder if the RMS posts at /prog/ himself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 15:23

>>26

I suspect a Canadian.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 15:44

>>27
Canadian anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 18:25

>>28

Yes, but it couldn't get haxed because their national healthcare is good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 19:53

>> ``Woyut/ucabge''
I know, I know... But I still laughed

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 19:58

>>30
Damn it, now I laughed This better not start a chain reaction

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:22

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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