>>51 That reminds me i should open-source the the markov-chain based(or similar) AI i wrote to annoy prog:
// ==UserScript==
// @name Progsynth
// @namespace 4ch
// @include
http://dis.4chan.org/*
// ==/UserScript==
function rnd(b,l){var d=b+Math.floor(l*Math.random());return d};
function abs(x){return (x > 0) ? x : -x}
function flr(x){return Math.floor(x)};
function ln(x){return Math.log(x)};
function pow(x,y){return Math.pow(x,y)};
function lnfac(x){if(isNaN(x)){return 'Error Bad Input'}else{var c=0;var i=Math.abs(Math.floor(x));
while(i>0){c+=ln(i);i--}c=c/ln(10);return c}}
function linfac(x){var c=0;while(x>0){c+=Math.log(x);x--}c=c/Math.log(10);return c}
function ca(x,y){return x.charCodeAt(y)}
function chr(x){return String.fromCharCode(x)}
function wtim(x,y){window.setTimeout(x,y)}
function tt(x){document.title=x};
function id(x){return document.getElementById(x)};
function cr(x){return document.createElement(x)};
function tag(x,y){if(!y){return document.getElementsByTagName(x)}else{return x.getElementsByTagName(y)}};
function sa(x,y,z){x.setAttribute(y,z)};
function ap(x,y){x.appendChild(y)}
function ga(x,y){return x.getAttribute(y)};
function fl(e,x,y){e.elements.namedItem(x).value=y};
function loc(x){location.href=x};
function win(x){window.name=x};
function wint(x,y){window.setInterval(x,y)}
var shiichan=["anime/","book/","carcom/","comp/","food/","games/","img/","lang/","lounge/","music/","newnew/","newpol/","prog/","sci/","sjis/","sports/","tech/","tele/","vip/"];
var rndboard=rnd(0,shiichan.length);
var rndboard=12;//prog
//var rndboard=8;//lounge
var shiilist=[55,38,12,209,18,90,29,62,643,55,34,107,178,68,10,15,56,25,203];
//use minstart=half+half
if(location.href.search(/list|read/)==-1){loc('
http://dis.4chan.org/list/'+shiichan[rndboard]+rnd(1,shiilist[rndboard]));}
if(location.href.search(/list/)!=-1){open_page()}
//var delays=4000;
var delays=2000;
if(location.href.search(/read/)!=-1){wtim(postmain,delays);wtim(load_page,delays*2);}
function open_page(){var tbl=tag('table')[0];var tlin=tag(tbl,'a');var ntr=tlin[rnd(0,tlin.length-1)].href;
if(ntr.search("1-40")!=1){ntr=ntr.replace("/1-40",'')};ntr=ntr+'/1-999';loc(ntr);}
function postmain(){document.forms[0].elements[6].value=snow();document.forms[0].elements[5].click();}
function snow(){var maxlog=8000000;var cutlog=100000;var sencmin=16;var sencadd=16;var botdelay=180000;
var botadd=180000;var mindelay=100+rnd(0,2000);var srform=document.body;var doc2=tag(srform,'blockquote');var doc=[];
for(var i in doc2){doc.push(doc2
[i].innerHTML.toString()+' ')}
var doc=doc.toString().replace(/<\S[^><]*>|http|www|aaa|\bamp\b|uuu|fff|bbb|ccc|ddd|eee|ggg|hhh|iii|kkk|lll|mmm|nnn|ooo|ppp|rrr|sss|ttt|uuu|xxx|yyy|zzz|\bnbsp\b|\bbr\b|[\w]{20}|\&.t;|\d{4,}|\>\>|\x20{2,}|\xc2|[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]/gi,' ');
var doc=doc.replace(/\x20\x20|_/gim,' ');var relev=doc;
doc=logc(doc);var setupword=capfirst(genrndword(relev));//GM_log(relev);
if(setupword.length<4||setupword==undefined){var setupword=capfirst(genrndword(doc))}var docl=doc.length;tt(docl);
var sentlen=rnd(sencmin,sencadd);var sent=[];var mtc,rtest,rmtc,regs,regs2,rnc,selw,selw2,selw3,selw4,part1,part2;var curw=setupword;
for(var i=0;i<sentlen;i++){if(i==0){sent.push(curw)};regs=new RegExp(curw+"[^\\w\\-\\=\\'\\<\\>\\/\\%]{1,3}[\\w]{1,22}[^\\w\\-\\=\\'\\<\\>\\/\\%]{1,3}[\\w]{1,22}[^\\w\\-\\=\\'\\<\\>\\/\\%]{1,3}[\\w]{1,22}[^\\w\\-\\=\\'\\<\\>\\/\\%]{1,3}","gim");
mtc=doc.match(regs);if(mtc==null){break;curw=genrndword(doc);//sent.push(rndcomma());
}else{selw=mtc[rnd(0,mtc.length)];part1=selw.replace(/^[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]{1,}|[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]{1,}$|[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]{2,}/gim,' ').split(/[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]/);
selw4=part1[part1.length-4];selw2=part1[part1.length-3];selw3=part1[part1.length-2];
if(i!=0){part1[0]='';part1[1]='';}else{part1[0]=''}part1=part1.join(" ");sent.push(part1);curw=selw2+' '+selw3;}}
sent=binsd()+sent.join("").replace(/[^\w]$|\xc2\x20/,'').replace(/[^\w\d]{2,}/,' ')+rndpunc();
var cds=new Date().toLocaleString()+' ';GM_log(cds+location.href.replace(/.*or11g|re11s.*/gi,' ')+'\n'+sent);return sent}
function capfirst(x){if(!x){return 'The'};
if(rnd(0,10)>2){var scap=x[0];scap=scap.toUpperCase()+x.substr(1).toLowerCase();return scap}else{return x}}
function genrndword(text){var words=text.split(/[^\w\-\=\'\<\>\/\%]/);return words[rnd(0,words.length)]}
function logc(u){var nextlog=GM_getValue('nextlog','');var logs1=cds+u+' ';
if(nextlog.length>maxlog){GM_setValue('nextlog',nextlog.substr(cutlog)+logs1)
}else{nextlog=nextlog+logs1;GM_setValue('nextlog',nextlog.toString())}
var nextlog=GM_getValue('nextlog','');return nextlog;}
function rndpunc(){var rndp='!!?????....................';return rndp[rnd(0,rndp.length)];}
function rndcomma(){
if(rnd(0,100)>30){return ' '}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>80){return ','}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>90){return '?'}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>90){return '\n'}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>90){return '\n'}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>95){return '!'}else{
if(rnd(0,100)>95){return ','}
}}}}}}return ' ';}
function binsd(){if(rnd(0,10)>5){return '\n'}else{return ''}}
function logd(u){var nextlog=GM_getValue('nextname','');var logs1=u+',,,';
if(nextlog.length>40000){
GM_setValue('nextname',nextlog.substr(20000)+logs1)
}else{nextlog=nextlog+logs1;GM_setValue('nextname',nextlog.toString())}
var nextlog=GM_getValue('nextname','');return nextlog;}
function timediff(){var tsec=parseInt(new Date().getTime().toString().substr(0,10));
var lasttim=GM_getValue('lasttime',0);return tsec-lasttim}
function tstamp(){var adat=new Date();var tcur=parseInt(adat.getTime().toString().substr(0,10));GM_setValue("lasttime",tcur);};
function rchar2(){if(Math.random()>0.9){if(Math.random()>0.2){return ' '}else{return '\n'}}else{return chr(rnd(0,65535))}}
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