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I write my PHP like I write my lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 14:06

(require ("config"));
(require ("controllers/dbcon.php"));
($iQuery = ("controllers/iquery.php"));
($bQuery = (mysql_query($iQuery) or die(mysql_error())));
($nQuery = (mysql_num_rows($bQuery)));

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 14:20

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 15:48


#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{int n;{if(!argv[1])
    {{fprintf(stderr,"no argument!\n");}{return 1;}}
{printf("%s: ",argv[1]);}{n=atoi(argv[1]);}{n*=n;}{printf("%d\n",n);}{return 0;}}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 20:02

I write SCHEME the way I write my LISP
(display (cdr '(NOT LISP)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 23:11

>>4
Did you mean: (display (cadr '(NOT LISP)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 3:19

i'm going to start doing that in my php from now on. my thing of late has been nesting as many ternaries as possible into one line.

god i lovehate php.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 3:44

i write my php like i write my lisp - i dont

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 14:35

>>7
This post is a good way to end the thread.

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