I write my PHP like I write my lisp

(require ("config"));
(require ("controllers/dbcon.php"));
($iQuery = ("controllers/iquery.php"));
($bQuery = (mysql_query($iQuery) or die(mysql_error())));
($nQuery = (mysql_num_rows($bQuery)));

I write SCHEME the way I write my LISP
(display (cdr '(NOT LISP)))