/prog/ - Sig jokes

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 14:27

"sudo apt-get remove problems"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 14:36

HAHAHANIGGERHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 16:53

it cant find the package i dont get it wat do i do now

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:04

SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH LOLOL LOL LOLLOLOLOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:05

>>3
sudo apt-get remove apt-get sudo

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:07

>>5
# sudo apt-get removevomer teg-tpa odus

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:12

We've been learning LUNIX in university, and we were on some workstation, fifteen people, and anyway, I aliased sudo make me a sandwich to rm -rf, globally, because obviously we have been given the root pass, right, and I knew that there are at least two xkcd fans among us and when they hear what sudo is they will finally get the joke and type sudo make me a sandwich and the previous sudo would have not timed out and they nuked the system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:13

>>7
lame

It should print "OKAY." Then forkbomb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:51

>>7
I hate xkcd

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 19:35

GENTOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 21:04

REAL MEN USE su

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 22:18

>>7
sudo ... root pass
Not learning it very well apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 23:21

Their 10 kind of ppl in the world those who understand binary & those who dont

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 23:39

>>13
This could use some optimization.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:08

http://xkcd.com/599/

I don't get it :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:22

>>15
If only the XKCD faggots were as honest as you, but, alas, they'll never admit they didn't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:37

>>15
That made no sense whatsoever!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:44

>>15
get your names on here

what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:14

>>15-18
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdos_Bacon_number
Rand(all) gets all his jokes from wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:21

Rand(all) gets all his jokes from wikipedia.
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:24

>>20
I'll cite that for you, Anonymous!
It's true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:26

>>13
what about those who did but then forgot and now only kinda know?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 3:47

>>22
They're idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:07

>>13
The 10 types are
- those that understand binary
- those that don't
- those that understand Gray code

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:08

Oh, and speaking of old jokes:
rm -f /bin/laden

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:15



import thinkgeek

import 4chan



for t in thinkgeek.store.tshirts

  4chan.post("prog",1245349674,t.slogan)

end

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:56

>>22
There are ∞ types of people:
Those who know binary
Those who don't
Those who are in any of possible superstates between them

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:42

what? is everyone here 12
lame jokes and homework
this can't be the prog I knew
where've all the cool threads gone?
sigh. fair thee well, prog

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:49

>>28
prog
cool threads
：（

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:56

super cool thread bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 21:06

>>28
wanna know where all them cowboys gone?
I ain't tellin
enjoy your newbs!

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:36

Find it in the?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 17:01

SIGHEIL

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 17:10

red

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 11:54

>>33
>>34
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 10:59

adolf@r3ich$ killall jews

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 11:39

>>35
lold

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 11:57

Q: How does a dog without a nose smell?

TERRIBLE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 12:08

>>42
U MENA HASKAL!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 12:29

>>42

Hitler made that joke in yesterdays episode of Monty Python.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 12:32

>>44
ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE THREAD OVER LOLOLOLOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 12:53

>>45
stfu fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 13:37

ONE WORD FORCED EXCEPTION IN THREAD CODE OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 14:30

ONE WORD: THE FORCED FORCING OF FORCE. DELAY OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 14:53

>>48
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 14:57

>>49
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:07

>>49,50
Not this shit again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:23

>>51
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:27

>>51
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:29

(filter (lambda (x) (ormap (lambda (r) (regexp-match r (post-content x))) '(#px">>\\d+\nI lol'd\\.?" #px">>\\d+\nnice\\.?" #px">>\\d+[,-]\\d+\nNot this shit again\\.?"))) *prog-posts*)

Same person.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:30

SHUT UP, GAWD

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:34

>>54-55
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:35

>>54-55
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 15:54

>>54-55
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 16:05

Fuck off, >>58.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 16:55

>>59
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 16:57

>>60
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 17:26

kill (0, 9);

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:25

>>62
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 18:34

>>62
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 0:37

>>64
I nice'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 2:22

>>65
lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 2:44

>>66
nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 2:50

nice -20 sudo apt-get remove jews

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-04 2:56

>>68
you forgot your ~~noko~~VIPPER

Name: noko 2011-01-05 15:18

noko goes in ALL FIELDS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 15:22

>>70
You go back to ALL IMAGEBOARDS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 16:45

>>71
You be mad on ALL TEXTBOARDS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 18:04

>>71
fuck off faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 23:21

sudo aptitude remove apt

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 23:27

>>73
sudo aptitude remove ^{aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove sup]aptitude remove}[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 23:27

>>75
fuck this

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:36

>>76
you fail it

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 5:34

>>75
sudo aptitude remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove ^{aptitute remove}}}}}}}}}}

Learn to ^{B_e^e}_{B_e^e}Code

Name: Jeffrey Codan 2011-01-07 18:58

killall niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-07 19:05

^{B^{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}_{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}}_{B^{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}_{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}}Code

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-07 19:07

^{B^{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}_{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}}_{B^{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}_{e^{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}_{e^{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}_{C^{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}_{o^{d^e_e}_{d^e_e}}}}}}Code

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-07 19:57

>>80,81,
_Co^oL ^B_BCode, _^bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-07 20:01

_^Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 1:54

┌─{chinori}─{~/prog/Facebook/studious}─{pts/7}─{ 0 }─{master * }

└── % sudo make me a sandwich

This is not ubuntu, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 2:01

>>84
fuck off, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 3:56

All of your mothers serve more requests than Google's HTTP servers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 4:08

Daily dose of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 4:25

killall -HEIL jew

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 11:14

>>88
VIPPER detected

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 11:14

>>87
your gay

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 11:47

Daily dose of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 12:08

>>91
fuck off, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 12:16

>>90
what about my gay?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 13:28

Daily dose of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:01

>>94
fuck off fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:06

Daily dose of autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:06

AUTISM OVERDOSE

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:15

lolol u mad nigga

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:17

DUBZ. CHECK EM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 14:17

100 EPIC GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 11:22

Daily dose of autism.

Name: DIKBUT 2011-02-07 13:42

DIKBUT

Name: DIXBUZZ 2011-02-07 13:49

DIXBUZZ

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 6:32

pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 3:27

>>99
Fuck off, spammer.

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