/prog/ - Sig jokes

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 14:27

"sudo apt-get remove problems"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 14:36

HAHAHANIGGERHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 16:53

it cant find the package i dont get it wat do i do now

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:04

SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH LOLOL LOL LOLLOLOLOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:05

>>3
sudo apt-get remove apt-get sudo

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:07

>>5
# sudo apt-get removevomer teg-tpa odus

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:12

We've been learning LUNIX in university, and we were on some workstation, fifteen people, and anyway, I aliased sudo make me a sandwich to rm -rf, globally, because obviously we have been given the root pass, right, and I knew that there are at least two xkcd fans among us and when they hear what sudo is they will finally get the joke and type sudo make me a sandwich and the previous sudo would have not timed out and they nuked the system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:13

>>7
lame

It should print "OKAY." Then forkbomb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 17:51

>>7
I hate xkcd

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 19:35

GENTOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 21:04

REAL MEN USE su

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 22:18

>>7
sudo ... root pass
Not learning it very well apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 23:21

Their 10 kind of ppl in the world those who understand binary & those who dont

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 23:39

>>13
This could use some optimization.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:08

http://xkcd.com/599/

I don't get it :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:22

>>15
If only the XKCD faggots were as honest as you, but, alas, they'll never admit they didn't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:37

>>15
That made no sense whatsoever!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 0:44

>>15
get your names on here

what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:14

>>15-18
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdos_Bacon_number
Rand(all) gets all his jokes from wikipedia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:21

Rand(all) gets all his jokes from wikipedia.
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:24

>>20
I'll cite that for you, Anonymous!
It's true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:26

>>13
what about those who did but then forgot and now only kinda know?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 3:47

>>22
They're idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:07

>>13
The 10 types are
- those that understand binary
- those that don't
- those that understand Gray code

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:08

Oh, and speaking of old jokes:
rm -f /bin/laden

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:15



import thinkgeek

import 4chan



for t in thinkgeek.store.tshirts

  4chan.post("prog",1245349674,t.slogan)

end

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 18:56

>>22
There are ∞ types of people:
Those who know binary
Those who don't
Those who are in any of possible superstates between them

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:42

what? is everyone here 12
lame jokes and homework
this can't be the prog I knew
where've all the cool threads gone?
sigh. fair thee well, prog

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:49

>>28
prog
cool threads
：（

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 20:56

super cool thread bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-20 21:06

>>28
wanna know where all them cowboys gone?
I ain't tellin
enjoy your newbs!

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:36

Find it in the?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 17:01

SIGHEIL

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-23 17:10

red

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-24 11:54

>>33
>>34
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 10:59

adolf@r3ich$ killall jews

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