How to troll programmers

theory vs pragmatism
vi vs emacs
x language vs y language
-works well with these (x,y) pairs
(java, c++) (lisp dialect, c++/java) (c, c++) (python, java) (perl, c/++) (perl,php)
CLI vs IDE
nix vs windows
microsoft vs linux
garbage collection vs managed memory

>>8
Humping academia languages even though they're vastly outdated and functionally useless for a lot of problems

Year by year, other languages get closer and closer in power and expressiveness to 1975.