How to troll programmers

theory vs pragmatism
vi vs emacs
x language vs y language
-works well with these (x,y) pairs
(java, c++) (lisp dialect, c++/java) (c, c++) (python, java) (perl, c/++) (perl,php)
CLI vs IDE
nix vs windows
microsoft vs linux
garbage collection vs managed memory

>>6
first
I see what you did there.

>>1
Add the following to the list:
- Calling the GNU/Linux OS simply "Linux"
- Using non-standard quotes
- Saying "Microsoft vs. Linux" (seriously, company vs. kernel? IHBT)
- Saying "garbage collection vs. managed memory"
- Humping academia languages even though they're vastly outdated and functionally useless for a lot of problems

There are some more, but I think I'm angry enough as it is.