How to troll programmers

theory vs pragmatism
vi vs emacs
x language vs y language
-works well with these (x,y) pairs
(java, c++) (lisp dialect, c++/java) (c, c++) (python, java) (perl, c/++) (perl,php)
CLI vs IDE
nix vs windows
microsoft vs linux
garbage collection vs managed memory

Implement streams in Haskell

Mac OS vs. Linux (same OS lol)

>>17
you use a non-free implementation of ssh?

Implement streams in Haskell
I raged at that one.
Mac OS vs. Linux (same OS lol)
Except that Mac makes you pay for something that is free.

>>41
well, mac users and linux users are equally obnoxious.
i wouldn't be surprised

>>42
SSH is SSH. If you can see the source, then you can see the source.""

>>45
don't sage if you're replying to the thread. sage if you are saying 'fuck this thread, go to /r/' or whatever. idiot.

>>46
back to /b/ with you and stop faggin up the text boards

>>47
If I reply to something, I probably want the conversation to continue and be seen by more people, no matter what my reply was (unless I'm trying to insult the thread and ensure its death). Hence why the only people who use sage are trying to kill a thread.

And saging a thread pushes it towards its max reply limit, and makes the preview of the thread meaningless.

>>48
Go back to /b/, or at least shut up until you learn how the text boards work.

>>48
max reply limit
it's 1000, we've hit it less than 100 times


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Disclaimer: The real number may be different, I'm too lazy to check}

Meta-Post: Is it a bot posting? or someone with a shitty sense of humour?

>>51
YHBMT

You know, what really matters are results on the real world, that's why my setup is only about stuff that really works.  Windows runs emacs very well (if you run vi kill yourself). It's perfect for C++ coding. I guess you can also use for Java, but java is a piece of shit. A garbage-collected piece of shit. Now of course I'm not running emacs inside some sort of faux UNIX on top of my superior OS. It's not because UNIX sucks (it does), it's because using command lines when it's unnecessary is really a fucking stupid masturbatory things for a grown-up to do.

>>53
9/10. You've hit a hat trick!

>>54
hat trick
lolwut? It's hatch rick, idiot.

>>54
You've
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>>53
only about stuff that really works ... C++
I should have stopped reading there.

>>57
YHBT

60 Name: Anonymous 2013-05-11 10:44


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