How to troll programmers

theory vs pragmatism
vi vs emacs
x language vs y language
-works well with these (x,y) pairs
(java, c++) (lisp dialect, c++/java) (c, c++) (python, java) (perl, c/++) (perl,php)
CLI vs IDE
nix vs windows
microsoft vs linux
garbage collection vs managed memory

You know, what really matters are results on the real world, that's why my setup is only about stuff that really works.  Windows runs emacs very well (if you run vi kill yourself). It's perfect for C++ coding. I guess you can also use for Java, but java is a piece of shit. A garbage-collected piece of shit. Now of course I'm not running emacs inside some sort of faux UNIX on top of my superior OS. It's not because UNIX sucks (it does), it's because using command lines when it's unnecessary is really a fucking stupid masturbatory things for a grown-up to do.