How to troll programmers

theory vs pragmatism
vi vs emacs
x language vs y language
-works well with these (x,y) pairs
(java, c++) (lisp dialect, c++/java) (c, c++) (python, java) (perl, c/++) (perl,php)
CLI vs IDE
nix vs windows
microsoft vs linux
garbage collection vs managed memory

>>9
Year by year, other languages get closer and closer in power and expressiveness to 1975.
I often imagine what will happen when ENTERPRISE catches on to the “academia languages” and all the faggy neverending hype about convoluted development methodologies, OO bullshit and design patterns turns into hype about higher order functions, syntactic flexibility, referential transparency and lazy evaluation. Watching the same moronic ENTERPRISE pundits talk about that shit like it's just been invented will be the ultimate RAGE inducer.