/prog/ 'memes' are dumb because

There's like 30 people total that post here.

>>1
/prog/ mythology states that there is only you, me and the Sussman trolling us constantly.

>>2
I can insure you that there's more people posting!

>>1
sed -e 's/memes/shibboleths/' -e 's/dumb/awesome' < />/>1

>>1
More like 3

>>3
Back to /lounge/, MILKRIBS

Just you and me, actually. The other guy left a while ago.

>>7
Wait... but I am The Sussman.

HIBTM?

>>1
Actually, MrVacBob once posted here about the number of distinct IP's coming from posts on /prog/. It was close to 20,000

>>9
Then why is /prog/so damn slow?

>>9
Sussman using his Wand of Infinite Proxies.

>>10
Assuming it's over 4 years, 20,000 isn't a lot.

>>10
Because the Sussman has erected a magical shield all over /prog/ which enables only the predestined ones who have the chance of achieving Satori to post.

Because the Sussman has erected

>>14
Oh yeah, giggity giggity

I wish like 30 people posted here. I would hate to think it's just one or two guys always posting the same crap over and over.

>>16
It's just you and I.

I wish like 30 people posted here. I would hate to think it's just one or two guys always posting the same crap over and over.

>>18
It's just you and I.

I wish like 30 people posted here. I would hate to think it's just one or two guys always posting the same crap over and over.

I wish like 30 people posted here. I would hate to think it's just one or two guys always posting the same crap over and over.

>>19
JUST THE TWO OF US
WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY!
JUST THE TWO OF US
YOU AND I

I wish like 30 people posted here. I would hate to think it's just one or two guys always posting the same crap over and over.

>>9
 heard of dynamic IP and shutting down computers for the night?

>>24
Have you heard of DHCP leases with a duration greater than a single session? Because nearly all ISPs certainly have.
``Dynamic'' IPs for the most part aren't nearly as dynamic as you think they are.

I think honestly there's at least 50 people here daily.

>>25
my IP address changes every time I connect to the internet.
considering that i use ancient 56Kbps dialup technology, that's three or four times each day atleast

>>27
MrVacBob's calculations disregarded the final subnet in the IP address.

>>28
The "final subnet"? Read your RFCs again.

>>29
Read
RFC
Now really, who actually does that. Not even the standards committees themselves read that shit.

>>30
What about the April Fool's RFCs? I read them

>>29
It's clear enough that the meaning is final octet. You don't need an RFC to tell you that.

However.. Bureaucrat Conrad is technically correct -- the best kind of correct.

i know you'll miss the way they serve bacardi around here

>>32
Expert Fututama Referencer

>>34
Expert Fututama Referencer
No Expert tags
Fututama
0/10

BBCODE

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a

>>36
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>>38
Stop it.

I think its quite funny when someone says "NO EXCEPTIONS" then the next reply is "POSTING IN A NO EXCEPTIONS THREAD"

>>40


Back to /b/, please

>>41

I'm only a bystander and I don't come from /b/ thank you very much.

What is your favourite meme? Mine is the one where you grab the dick. It's so flexible! Like this *grabs SICP*. I really like the dicg grabbing meme. *grabs dick*.

F is for forced, A for autistic retard.

>>42
Or do you?

There really 20k people browsing /prog/ but not at same time.
Based on internet averages, 4chan.org is visited more frequently by males  who are in the age range 18-24, have no children, have no college education and browse this site from school.
Get complete site demographics.

I surf /prog/ when /d/ is full of futa.

I am now aware of one of many problems in my life.

who are in the age range 18-24, have no children, have no college education and browse this site from school.
I imagine the intersection of people above high school age, not at college, but browsing from school is very small.

I be 19, single, stay in my room a lot, moved out on my own. Taking CPA @ a community college. I browse this site from my HQ

It probably must be 5 people by now being regulars here, /prog/ got so popular these days.

Maybe we should include a rating feature.

I am 29, single, stay in my room a lot, work from home as a software developer. I enjoy write ugly c code solutions to problems on here

>>51
And karma.

>>53
While we at it, why not add some avatar feature(Gaia Online has pretty good one with composite male/female models using variety of addons).

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I am 26, single, stay in my room a lot, lounge from home as a NEET. I enjoy write ugly Perl solutions to problems on here

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JEWS

>>24
shutting down computers for the night
Faggot.

>>59
Enjoy your high energy bills

>>60
I will, along with my job paying good enough that the hassle of fucking around with the power is not worth potentially saved money, which is insignificant compared to my earnings.

>>61
I earn plenty, but I still turn my off. Why waste the world's resources

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>>63
Optimize your jews, and then back to /newpol/, please

>>64
*JEWS

>>63
JEW undeclared (first use in this function).

>>66
void JEW(void) { /* Yes thats right this function never returns enything */
  for(;;)
    puts("YOU JEW");
}

>>1-67 JEWS

Optimized JEWS poastings

>>67
You'll never get beyond calling JEW on >>1 unless you multithread this.

>>69
MULTITHREAD MY ANUS

>>70
Polecat kebabs.

>>71
POLECAT MY ANUS

>>72
Still not right. I'll accept the over- and underline as optional, but the sage isn't.

>>73
It never had o.u as well. Just b.i.

>>73
Who cares, the entire board is full of shit right now.

>>75
That's no reason to add to it.

>>76
Why? It's not like it's going to make any difference. It's like peeing into an ocean of pee.

>>77
An ocean that previously was but a puddle.

>>77
It's like ensuring the naturally receding ocean of pee does not recede as quickly as it normally would. Take your worthlessness back to the imageboards.

>>79
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

>>80
What a comeback. Bravo, I'm glad you slept on that otherwise you may not have come up with something quite so clever.

>>81
Hi, you must be new here.

That was a bot. YHL. HAND.

LOSE MY ANUS