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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 6:59

Hello /prog/-riders,

I've heard rumours that just maybe, a post can get deleted automagically if a sufficient number of people report it. Can anyone confirm this? If true I will waste some minutes of my life and write a report bot to piss of various spammers that plague my 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:10

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:44

>>2
MAKE ONE

Asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:46

raiseEXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:50

>>3
Listen here, jerkface. /prog/ is not your own personal helpline that you may call upon whenever you wish to have something done that you could very well do yourself. Also, your foul language, belligerence, and rule-breaking is not welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:50

unsafePerformCatchEXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:51

>>4
Sagefault (thread bumped)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:51

>>5
sudo make one

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:52

Lolol, this thread turned into a meme-fest. I'd feel sorry for OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:53

>>8
Haha, nice try, for I am completely immune to sudo

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:55

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:55

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Name: Haxus the Great 2009-05-23 7:57

Haxus the Great

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:59

These rules should be common sense, however I'll just jot a few down for some of our slower members.

1. In mature threads, be mature, in retarded threads, be a retard! It's quite simple and yes you can all tell the difference (thanks for that idea handy <3).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:03

Press Alt+F4 for a secret Admin panel.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:11

>>9
It's not like I expected any real replies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:17

>>15
You mean rm -rf ~.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:18

>>5
O rly ?

Whatever happened to coding for the fun of it? Hacking for the thrill? What happened to altruism? Sexless freak.

PS: Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:19

>>18
Nigger
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:28

>>17
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\>rm -rf ~
'rm' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:30

>>19
Yeah its easier for you to just say that to me instead of actually addressing my arguments.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 10:11

$ rm -rf ~
-RF: unknown host
%RMT-F-CONNERR, Error connecting to remote host

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 10:21

>>15
What? This doesn't work on my LISP machine.
>>17
Nor does this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 10:36

>>23
Enjoy your 1970's hardware

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 10:40

Typing rm -rf ~ into my address bar just takes me to http://www.rm.com/Home/RMComHome.aspx

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 13:49

>>1
Where did you hear this? Which board? Was it /ic/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 14:30

[url=http://sodaplay.com/creators/soda/items/constructor][img]http://sodaplay.com/creators/soda/items/constructor.png[/img][/url]

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 14:57

I can insure you that I will report you all!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 15:37

>>28
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:17

>>29
I heard someone from /prog/ wrote a bot/script to reply like that to milkribs's posts. Is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:22

>>30
I should totally do that

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:24

>>30
Back to /lounge/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:28

reported you're thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:31

>>32
back to /b/, plz

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-05-23 16:47

`Sup.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:59

>>30
Yeah, it was an ugly mix of bash and perl, but it got the job done. Though it just used subject.txt so it would reply to anyone that used a tripcode without a name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 17:36

>>36
i suggest rewriting using enterprise best-practices

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 18:08

>>37
If anusribs returns, then I'll think about it. For now I consider the code depreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 18:58

>>28,34
Back to /lounge/, MILKRIBS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 22:13

>>13
Haxus the lesser

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