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Is F worth learning for this reason...?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 20:46

Hi.

There's a girl in one of my classes whom I find absolutely beautiful. I found her Twitter, and apparently she codes in F a lot. The thing is, I've been meaning to talk to her, but I have the feeling I won't have anything to talk about. We don't seem to have anything in common. For the record, I pretty much only program in Scheme and Haskell.

So I've been thinking of learning F and doing a small project in it. I want it to be somewhat impressive, of course. F doesn't seem to be particularly easy to master, though, so I'm reluctant.

Well. Do you guys think I should do it, and if so, is there any book you recommend?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 20:55

>>1
she
codes
in F
Women can't code at all, yet alone in F. Just learn a few basic language constructs and you will be talking down to her on the subject.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 21:07

>>1
It's not like you have to program in F just for her to like you.  I think it's better to have different languages so you can teach each other something new.  Man up and just freaking talk to her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 21:13

Do you mean F#?
Just be aware that ``awesome_princess'' isn't a chick...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 22:07

Women in Computer Science don't ``code''. They pair up with other CS nerds and get them to do all their work. In 3 years of CS I haven't seen a single woman that didn't do that. I hate women.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 22:28

>>5
This may surprise you, but I am a woman and I completed my EECS course. I did all the work expected of any student and I passed the course just fine. inb4 mysogynistic characterizations and stereotypes

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 22:47

>>6
s/did all the work/sucked all the cocks/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 22:47

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 22:59



>>6

but I am a woman

[u] Back to /kitchen/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:02

>>1
F? Is that like C+++?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:10

>>6
How did you manage that when you clearly failed English?
oh wait, EECS, IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:10

>>10
No, but it looks just as bad

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:18

>>10
Sepplesples?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:19

Every post in this thread was made by a male.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:23

>>14
Every post in this thread was made by a mule.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 0:10

>>11
English is arcane and bewildering. I plan on learning Lojban in an attempt to improve my English skills.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 0:22

If you program in scheme or haskell how is F# hard for you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 0:52

all the work expected of any student
exactly. you got other people who were smarter than you to do all the work for you. that's what all students do. or at least the ones who make it all the way through college, that is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:00

>>17
doesn't he mean the subset of Fortran 95?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:26

>>19
That's what I assumed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:41

fortranssexuals

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:45

>>19 if so, this thread must be a lie. LIE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 2:12

>>18
So I am not allowed to have passion for learning about EE or CS? I'm not allowed to have passion to invest effort to learn everything that is taught in these classes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 3:00

>>23
allowed to have passion to invest
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 3:20

Just be thankful that you don't Sepples and she doesn't Haskell, that would be a disaster.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 4:49

>>25
Nobody actually Haskells.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 4:53

>>26
This is what ENTERPRISE VISUAL BASIC PROGRAMMERS actually believe

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 5:01

>>27
This is what Haskellers actually believe

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 5:15

>>28
Haskellers believe in it, because it is true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 5:49

>>1
You only know toy languages. Women (like me ^_^) want real men, not boys who fiddle around with their toy languages.

I bet you haven't even reached Satori yet. Also you should probably try and learn Fjölnir, girls (like me ^_^) get moist when a man is coding in Fjölnir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 5:52

>>30

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"GRUNNUR"
;

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 6:08

>>30
real men
One that make their own tools?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 6:11

This thread is Snoresville for trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 8:08

If you want to attract girls you should program in Ruby, using a MacBook in Starbucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:14

>>1
I don't really know anything about [aa]F[aa], but I don't think this would work, OP.
Would she be willing (and able!) to learn Haskell and ((Scheme))?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:17

>>35
s/[aa]F[/aa]/F/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 9:22

>>34
I think you meant Java and MacBook Pro.

Otherwise, you're too proletarian. Do it ENTERPRISE style.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 13:15


Libertarian Jill offers up an idea for a free market solution to a social problem - reduncing employment by abolishing the minimum wage.

Socialist Jack replies that this would exacerbate already unacceptable levels of income inequality in the work force.

Kill answers, with a roll of the eyes, "You would say that".

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 16:22

>>38
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Libertarian Jill
Libertarian Jill Who?
Libertarian Jill The Killer

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 22:26

my dick is fucking huge

i mean like, horse huge

it's fucking crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 18:24

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