Why does /prog/ read SICP?

All it does it talk about LISP and SCHEME.
Seriously who programs in these languages still?
I have a job programming and guess what I use: Visual Basic! I know it's a kiddie language but it gets the job done and I can usually whip up a program in 10-20 hours! Plus it's just plain fun.


Also, how come every time somebody types /prog/ they always do it in spoilers? /no u/


Finally, what is up with the responses like:
s/Situation/Semen
What kind of moonspeak is this?


Inb4 someone responds in the same moonspeak language without any real answer. For example: g/goback/to[spoiler]\\b\[/spoiler]


/_____.._____________..____________/____..
|_______|_____________..__________|______|
|_______..._____________|_________|_______:
...________|____________|_________..|_______|
_.._______|_/_________/__......___--___...._______:
__..______../_____--~~__________~--__|_.._____|
___..______.._-~___________________~-_..____|
____..______.._________.----------.________..|___|
______.._____..______//_________(_(__>__..___|
_______..___.__C____)_. you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/.._|___C_____)/__ lost_.._(_____>__|_/
______/_/..|___C_____)___ the__|__(___>___/__..
_____|___(___C_____).._ game_ /__//___/_/_____..
_____|____..__|_____...._________//__(__/______|
____|_..____..____)___..----___--'______________|
____|__..______________.._______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__..___________|
____|____________|____./______..___..__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___..__________|
___|___________/_____....___/..___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

FUCKING BBFAIL ^{FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}


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*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
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How could you possibly think this troll would be good or even entertaining?

do you make a GUI in visual basic?

>>4
If he hadn't gave up the pretense so early, we could have at least had some fun mocking it. Shame really

>>3
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

Plus it's just plain fun.
*fell off the chair laughing*

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