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I buffer overflowed my ROM today

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 23:58

So I turned on my 120 GB computer then watched as my Alienware centrino logged onto the video card.  I opened up my hyper text processor and surfed over to some system drivers.  Suddenly my object oriented operating system overheated.  Luckily I saved it by closing some programs to increase disk fragmentation.  Now if only I could save my resolution browser, everything would be sweet.  I spun up my Universal Serial Bus and calibrated my Transmission Control Protocol before jumping into hyper-threading mode.  Unfortunately this caused my Random Access Memory to get degaussed and I had no other option but to buffer overflow.  No sooner had I performed the shadow read only memory bit blit then my scroll wheel blue screened.  And I couldn't have done any of this without first reading my structure and interpretation of computer programming man page.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:09

Dude you sound so cool

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:11

Back to /b/ please and read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:20

>>3
Why do you keep spamming that?  It's not even that funny.  also
And I couldn't have done any of this without first reading my structure and interpretation of computer programming man page

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:30

>>4
People need to learn how to work like a real wizard. A lot of people's questions are answered by reading SICP. This person needs a dose of the good book in dead tree format or HTML format. Man pages are a travesty.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:38

OP is a 1337 h4x0r

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:41

>>4
Why do you keep spamming that?
It's more than one person. Also, I like my /prog/, I don't like /b/-esque conversation in my beloved /prog/.
It's not even that funny.
It's not suppose to be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 3:34

>>1
Your writing seems pixelated. Perhaps you should write a GUI interface using Visual Basic to see if you can track an IP address.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 3:44

>>1
It sounds funny.  Is it a parody?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:14

I read that in George Carlin's voice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:43

I got a stack pointer monadic overflow. ;(

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 11:19

>>10
And it was hilarious right?

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