Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 23:58
So I turned on my 120 GB computer then watched as my Alienware centrino logged onto the video card. I opened up my hyper text processor and surfed over to some system drivers. Suddenly my object oriented operating system overheated. Luckily I saved it by closing some programs to increase disk fragmentation. Now if only I could save my resolution browser, everything would be sweet. I spun up my Universal Serial Bus and calibrated my Transmission Control Protocol before jumping into hyper-threading mode. Unfortunately this caused my Random Access Memory to get degaussed and I had no other option but to buffer overflow. No sooner had I performed the shadow read only memory bit blit then my scroll wheel blue screened. And I couldn't have done any of this without first reading my structure and interpretation of computer programming man page.