Thanks for the memories, /prog/

So basically, I received Event 52.
I should have seen it coming, what with the slow boot times and file loading errors. I won't have another HDD for at least a couple of weeks. I should stop typing now, it's going to die very soon.
I will see you all soon indeed, progriders
end transmission

Goodbye, and good riddance.

And thus nothing of value you know the rest.

I lost the rest.

Good news everybody! I got myself a nice 160GB western digital hard drive, and I'm back in business. Thank you for your concern :-)

>>5
And nothing value has been reacquired.

>>6
In fact- quite the contrary. A number of things were lost due to your vicious assault on the English language, of note the dignity and calibre of my once respectable /prog/.

>>7
What are you trying to say?

>>8
Don't let >>7 say you're not beautiful;
they can all get fucked just stay true to you

>>7
I honestly think I have a condition where I'm not able to form sentences properly. Sometimes I'll skip over words when I'm typing or speaking, or sometimes I'll jumble words up mid-sentence. Do you think this is serious?

>>10
It sounds to me like you may have a mild case of dyslexia. Just be aware that many famous people have this form of dyslexia; Robin Williams, Gerald Jay Syssman, Woody Allen, and many more.

>>7
calibre
8/10, nice troll.

Gerald Jay Syssman.

Gerald Gay System

General Suss Jayman

>>10
i do that at times. i think it's just the effects of prolonged cannabis use, or aging, or some kind of neutoticism or something

>>10,16
I do this, but in reverse. You see, when I was fourteen years old I could not practice good grammar for the life of me. Now at the age of twenty-three, I do not have this problem. Of course age really shouldn't be much of a factor in this since I've known fourteen year olds use better grammar than someone of twice their age, and also the things that >>16 mentioned.

>>16
I do it when I'm tired or have spent too long on the computer.

>>18
I do it by default. It's just something I do.

>>19
Just modify your config file like I did

>>17
"Practice good grammar."
"Of course[lack of comma] age"
Of course age really shouldn't be much of a factor in this since I've known fourteen year olds use better grammar than someone of twice their age, and also the things that >>16 mentioned.
Large run-on sentence?
"Fourteen year olds" as opposed to "fourteen-year-olds"?

There are more issues with your text. However, I'm finished. You make grammarians weep.

>>21
There are more issues with your text
your
And a bitch ain't one of 'em.

>>22
i feel bad for you son

>>21
Well, I'll be the first to admit that it's not perfect. However, I was speaking of bad grammar and spelling in terms of not knowing the difference between your and you're I know /prog/ makes a little game out of it, but that's besides the point and there/their/they're, ect.

There are more issues with your text. However, I'm finished. You make grammarians weep.

If there's some kind of textbook (in before, SICP) that you can refer to me in order to better my writing, I'm all ears.

>>24
EOS

If there's some kind of textbook (in before, SICP) that you can refer to me in order to better my writing
Although... SICP does have some damn fine writing

"OOH AH SAY GRUNNER I SAID OOH AH SAY GRUNNER"

>>25
Elements of style Considered Harmful![1]
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[1] http://chronicle.com/free/v55/i32/32b01501.htm

>>24
English Grammar for Dummies

Write to-day, to-night, to-morrow (but not together) with hyphen.

Write any one, every one, some one, some time (except the sense of formerly) as two words.

Thanks, Elements of Style! I'll try to remember that to-morrow.

>>30
Wow, ridiculous!

You need to remember that the so called "Elements of Style" were written in 1920, by an English professor known for his pranks and satirical writing.

>>32
Bampu for better book.

I'm gonna make you bend and break
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand (one night stand off)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

One night and one more time (One more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

>>34 That song is Terrible

>>35

Really now? You just hate it because its emo, right? Emo haters must die.

>>34-36
Get out.

>>37

Emos have rights too ass face.

>>38
I lol'd

>>39

emo hatin queer bate

Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could say this but /prog/ seems to be in worse quality than it usually is, and what I mean by "usually" equates to roughly the same quality as a puddle of diarrhea.

>>39

{death}lol'ing at your face more like it{death/}

>>40
What so-called 'emos' listen to nowadays doesn't even qualify as emo, although proper emo isn't good either. It's just pop music sung by faggots who are considered 'brooding and deep' for singing songs which have no artistic merit and wearing lot's of black and tight fitting jeans.

rights to use GPLv3.

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