Thanks for the memories, /prog/

So basically, I received Event 52.
I should have seen it coming, what with the slow boot times and file loading errors. I won't have another HDD for at least a couple of weeks. I should stop typing now, it's going to die very soon.
I will see you all soon indeed, progriders
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You need to remember that the so called "Elements of Style" were written in 1920, by an English professor known for his pranks and satirical writing.