Twitter

Hey guys I want to make a website like myspace, facebook and twitter and sell it for hundreds of millions.  Can you help me program this project?  I will pay 50K annual salary for good programmers(to be payable when website is sold).  Thanks for your help guys!

NO EXCEPTIONS

>>2
What does no exceptions mean? Sorry, I am new here.

>>3
It means you should go
Back to /g/, please.

>>3
Consider a language where everything must be explicitly typed. How would a compiler know what exceptions were being thrown were you to omitt the throws declaration? It wouldn't! The answer? Specify that the function/method throws no exceptions. In relation to your post- I believe >>2 is saying that this thread will have no SAGEFAULT's- So I guess to keep conformity and avoid compile time errors all further posts, if any, should strictly be for the purpose of saging.

>>5
I'm not a programmer, can you translate that to non-nerd?

>>6
go suck a billion cocks

>>7
All one billion of them? Do I need to make them all come? Please clarify.

ITTYHBT

>>1-9
SPAWHBTC

>>10
Forgot my sage

>>11
It's too late, you've already bumped this thread to the top.

>>2
Go back to/b/ please

COUNT ME IN THIS SOUDNS LIKE A COOL PROJECT BRO

>>5
>>6
I lol'ed

>>15
Back to /b/, please.

Anybody that quotes like that can't be a regular around here.

HELLO PLEASE, sending the code (complete) to rhuja221@futurextech.in
PS: its very urgent

>>16
Anyone who would laugh at the second post can't be from around here.