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Flying Shits

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 7:36

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7674/urururur.png

To the person that made this possible by linking to the game, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

To keep this programming-related, I'm going until I cause errors. What do you think will cause errors first?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 7:59

Memory leaks in JVM

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 16:17

Integer overflow, probably. Boring result, especially so if it uses 64-bit integers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 17:52

>>3
Actually, the FlyingShits applet uses BigInteger for the score count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 18:26

>>4
A reasonable choice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-07 21:43

i played this game for 5 minutes until i realised that there is no way to lose and you get points even if you don't catch the shit.
goddamnit, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-08 3:20

>>6
This game is postmodernist.  It was made by a person named «Slava» out of hatred for functional programming and math in general.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-08 6:54

I'm up to 1.4 billion points now, but >>2 may be correct.

Browser is consuming 415MB of RAM, and my system is showing effects. Copying/pasting is delayed, especially from the browser. Textual input is also delayed, so typing this post was a bit painful.

Why, Java VM? WHY?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 0:57

>>8
It's likely not the Java VM but the sandbox your browser constrains it to that is causing leaks, my bet is if you ran it as a desktop application it would not leak.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 1:18

>>8-9
www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 2:02

Please link me to this glorious game

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 2:11

>>11
http://factorcode.org/slava/FlyingShits.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 2:28

Is anybody going to email sp@gjt.org?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 3:19

>>6-7 WHBT by a Java Programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 3:56

>>11
lrn2progscrape

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 4:43

<slava>  LOL
...
<slava>  I really need to fix that bug where there's no way to lose
<danbo1> surely its a feature

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 5:31

<slava>  LOL
...
<slava>  I really need to fix that bug where there's no way to lose
<danbo1> surely its a feature

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 6:58

>>16
i wonder if that shiichan quoting bug will ever get fixed...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 7:11

>>18
It's fixed in REchan s0.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 15:33

Oh.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3015/barrier.png

I ended up defeating the signed integer barrier. I gave up.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:00

Call it a snapple.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 17:33

Don't change these.
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