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Forget about it

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:30

I've read SICP, I became a Satori programmer. Yet, yesterday I asked my best friend of years to go out with her, and the answer was a direct no. We (used to) go out every week, tell eachother everything.

What the hell. I don't even feel like playing with dead dogs or whatever shit anymore. It's all pointless, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:33

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:33

SICP is dead. Long live SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 13:12

You were hallucinating.  Girls aren't real.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 13:19

>>4
Takumi?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 13:51

>>5
Hello Chris!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 14:03

>>1
You forgot to do the Sussman morning ritual. There would be no thoughts of romance clouding your mind if you did this every day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 14:39

>>7
Is that the one where you sit in bathroom and grab your knees and do the Sussman morning ritual?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 14:48

>>8
A self-referential morning ritual? Hiss.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 18:29

>>10
But what happens when we feed it it's own Godel number?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-03 17:52

OP here, I'll keep bumping this thread until she says yes.

The Culver is not a valid substitute :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 0:17

BAMPU

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 3:10

write a program for her.
do something like calculating the factorial of the fibbonaci of the product of every letter in her name, then converting the result to binary and tattooing it on her chest;
chicks love that stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 3:51

>>13
import java.math.BigInteger;
public class LoveYou {
    private static String DEFAULTNAME = "Leah Culver";
    private static BigInteger TWO = new BigInteger("2");
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String name = args.length==0?DEFAULTNAME:args[0];
        for(int i=0; i<name.length(); i++) {
            int digit = (int)(name.charAt(i));
            sum = sum.multiply(new BigInteger(digit+""));
        }
        System.out.println("Sum of name is: "+sum);
        sum = fibs(sum);
        System.out.println("Fibs is: "+sum);
        sum = fact(sum);
        System.out.println("Fact is: "+sum);
    }
    private static BigInteger fact(BigInteger n) {
        BigInteger counter = new BigInteger(n.subtract(BigInteger.ONE)+"");
        while(counter.compareTo(BigInteger.ONE)>0) {
            n = n.multiply(counter);
            counter = counter.subtract(BigInteger.ONE);
        }
        return n;
    }
    private static BigInteger fibs(BigInteger n) {
        BigInteger t = new BigInteger("0");
        BigInteger t2 = new BigInteger("1");
        BigInteger t3 = new BigInteger("2");
        BigInteger t4 = new BigInteger("0");
        while(t3.compareTo(n)<=0) {
            t4 = t.add(t2);
            t = t2;
            t2 = t4;
            t3 = t3.add(BigInteger.ONE);
        }
        return t2;
    }
}


Better get started.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 4:28

>>14
what a kind anon.
now all OP needs is chloroform and a tattoo artist that has no problem working on a unconscious woman

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 4:40

>>15
Actually, I forgot to convert the result to binary, and in hindsight I'm not really sure how I would extract that information from the java standard BigInteger implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 4:49

>>16
You can always do it by hand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 4:51

>>16
.toString(2 );

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 5:13

>>18
:(
I feel incredibly stupid now. As you can tell, I'm not that familiar with the BigInteger library and that's the only reason I didn't NO EXCEPTIONS this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 5:49

>>14
The indentation in this post is an eyesore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 13:44

>>20
This indentation is perfect and standards-compliant. ergo your wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 13:48

>>21
It doesn't meant that it is not an eyesore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 14:33

>>21
STANDARDS COMPLIANT CONSIDERED HARMFUL

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 16:20

>>21
What about his wrong bitch? She's ergonomic?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-04 22:12

Since when did /prog/ become 20721? Stop this immediately!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 19:18

Sounds like she was your only friend, loser.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 20:09

>>24
What about She's ergonmic?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 20:25

>>1,26
Same person, bumping their own shitty thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 22:00

>>28
EXPERT SAMEFAG WATCHER

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 22:55

>>25
Oh fuck, it did happen, didn't it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 10:45

>>30
Yes, it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:15

Lain.

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