Forget about it

I've read SICP, I became a Satori programmer. Yet, yesterday I asked my best friend of years to go out with her, and the answer was a direct no. We (used to) go out every week, tell eachother everything.

What the hell. I don't even feel like playing with dead dogs or whatever shit anymore. It's all pointless, /prog/.

write a program for her.
do something like calculating the factorial of the fibbonaci of the product of every letter in her name, then converting the result to binary and tattooing it on her chest;
chicks love that stuff.