>>8
You wish faggot. Leah only sucks the cock of affluent, alpha males who run a Fortune 500 company and ride a motorcycle on a weekly basis. Now would perhaps be an appropriate time to inform you, I am a member of the aforementioned group, and she sucks cock like.no.other.
>>19 my $text = 'I\'m not sure if it\'s a good thing to be Leah Cudder.
I mean, imagine having crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fapping to your portrait.';
$text=~s/Leah Cudder/any slightly attractive female in the tech industry/;
$text=~s/slightly attractive//;
$text=~s/in the tech industry//;
$text=~s/female/manjaw/;
$text=~s/i/a/gi;
print $text;
yields a'm not sure af at's a good thang to be any manjaw .
a mean, amagane havang crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fappang to your portraat.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 18:52
>>20 yields
Why is the function yielding if it maps any possible input to the same output?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 19:03
>>21 if(!$ARGV[0]){
$ARGV[0] = 'I\'m not sure if it\'s a good thing to be Leah Cudder.
I mean, imagine having crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fapping to your portrait.';
}
$ARGV[0]=~s/Leah Cudder/any slightly attractive female in the tech industry/;
$ARGV[0]=~s/slightly attractive//;
$ARGV[0]=~s/in the tech industry//;
$ARGV[0]=~s/female/manjaw/;
$ARGV[0]=~s/i/a/gi;
Why the fuck are you people using such stupid variables? Just use $_, you idiots.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 20:42
Leah Culver here, Just like to say that im not a slut like you say I am. Sure i've gotten with Patrick Collison but other than that ive not had sex for months.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 20:45
>>24
yeah yeah yeah.
go back to sucking RMS Matthew Stallman
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Anonymous2009-04-02 21:07
>>25
Leah Culver here,
thats bullshit id never touch that ugly mongrel
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Anonymous2009-04-02 21:30
>>26
RMS here,
thats bullshit she was all over me at the GNU dinner last last summer
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:06
Patrick Collision here,
Leah, why won't you return my calls?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:42
Leah here
because your an idiot patrick you cant even spell youre name right
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:55
Patrick Collision here,
you were lovin' THE COLLISION a few months ago! what went wrong between us?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:56
Patricks an idiot here,
what did you say about me?
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Anonymous2009-04-03 2:03
feeling awkward about girls with "I <3 geeks" t-shirts. Plotting my awkward revenge with a "Geeks <3 me" one.
Does anyone else think that the style of this post os that of rand(all)?
>>43 has never pay for high class hookers with income earned from creating Java-based solutions
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Anonymous2009-04-03 21:39
>>45 high class hookers
I don't think you understand the prostitution industry. There is no such thing as a ``high class hooker''. Perhaps you meant oiran or courtesan, but neither of them is considered a hooker and certainly by todays standards they are harder to bed than an average woman, somewhat nullifying the fact they do still sell their bodies.
>>46
High-class hookers are often called "escorts" nowadays.
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Anonymous2009-04-04 8:07
>>46
It seems that is you is the one who don't understand the prostitution industry.
Sure, in most countries, especially where prostitution is illegal, most hookers are probably low class hookers. However take for example Germany or the Netherlands where they have real brothels. Here you have some real high class hookers.
>>49
Träffade en tjej från malmö. Hon suger jättebra utan kondom och man får spruta henne i ansikte. Tajt skön rumpa. Okej pris 1600 kr inkl analt för en halvtimme.
Det var värd pengarna.
>>57 /prog/ would only hit that with 10 tons of napalm. the question is "what the hell is wrong with the rest of the internet that they're all fapping to such an ugly cratered mess?".
>>62
Because she frequents /prog/ but posts anonymously to avoid the sexism that runs rampant here.
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Anonymous2009-04-04 22:30
>>61,63
You see folks, one of the skills a master troll has is the ability to multi-post convincingly.
Here we have an example of the infamous ``same-fag'' syndrome quite common in newbie trolls. It wasn't a bad troll, just a tad bit too obvious.
>>80 ErrorInvalid address
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You tried to access the address http://24.07340742/leahculver/, which is currently unavailable. Please make sure that the Web address (URL) is correctly spelled and punctuated, then try reloading the page.
Make sure your Internet connection is active and check whether other applications that rely on the same connection are working.
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Anonymous2009-04-06 2:54
>>81
no browser released in the last 5 years with more than 0.001% market share doesn't support that kind of address.
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Anonymous2009-04-06 3:45
>>82 Safari can’t find the server.
Safari can’t open the page “http://24.07340742/leahculver/” because it can’t find the server “24.07340742”.
>>83
i stand corrected. according to my server logs safari weighs in at about 0.008% market share. and it seems to be broken as you say it is.
i guess i should have just said 0.01% instead.
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? (e.g. "ww.mozilla.org" instead of "www.mozilla.org")
* Are you certain this domain address exists? Its registration may have expired.
* Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection and DNS server settings.
* Is your computer or network protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing.
>>122
Oh, sure, it sounds like a good idea now, but wait till it goes horribly write and then we'll be like "look what you've done, now Leah Culver has taken over /prog/ and we're all fucked"です。