>>8
You wish faggot. Leah only sucks the cock of affluent, alpha males who run a Fortune 500 company and ride a motorcycle on a weekly basis. Now would perhaps be an appropriate time to inform you, I am a member of the aforementioned group, and she sucks cock like.no.other.
>>19 my $text = 'I\'m not sure if it\'s a good thing to be Leah Cudder.
I mean, imagine having crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fapping to your portrait.';
$text=~s/Leah Cudder/any slightly attractive female in the tech industry/;
$text=~s/slightly attractive//;
$text=~s/in the tech industry//;
$text=~s/female/manjaw/;
$text=~s/i/a/gi;
print $text;
yields a'm not sure af at's a good thang to be any manjaw .
a mean, amagane havang crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fappang to your portraat.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 18:52
>>20 yields
Why is the function yielding if it maps any possible input to the same output?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 19:03
>>21 if(!$ARGV[0]){
$ARGV[0] = 'I\'m not sure if it\'s a good thing to be Leah Cudder.
I mean, imagine having crowds of obsessed creepy nerds fapping to your portrait.';
}
$ARGV[0]=~s/Leah Cudder/any slightly attractive female in the tech industry/;
$ARGV[0]=~s/slightly attractive//;
$ARGV[0]=~s/in the tech industry//;
$ARGV[0]=~s/female/manjaw/;
$ARGV[0]=~s/i/a/gi;
Why the fuck are you people using such stupid variables? Just use $_, you idiots.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 20:42
Leah Culver here, Just like to say that im not a slut like you say I am. Sure i've gotten with Patrick Collison but other than that ive not had sex for months.
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Anonymous2009-04-02 20:45
>>24
yeah yeah yeah.
go back to sucking RMS Matthew Stallman
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Anonymous2009-04-02 21:07
>>25
Leah Culver here,
thats bullshit id never touch that ugly mongrel
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Anonymous2009-04-02 21:30
>>26
RMS here,
thats bullshit she was all over me at the GNU dinner last last summer
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:06
Patrick Collision here,
Leah, why won't you return my calls?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:42
Leah here
because your an idiot patrick you cant even spell youre name right
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:55
Patrick Collision here,
you were lovin' THE COLLISION a few months ago! what went wrong between us?
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Anonymous2009-04-02 22:56
Patricks an idiot here,
what did you say about me?
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Anonymous2009-04-03 2:03
feeling awkward about girls with "I <3 geeks" t-shirts. Plotting my awkward revenge with a "Geeks <3 me" one.
Does anyone else think that the style of this post os that of rand(all)?