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Immediate action required !!! virilii

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 6:54

i hail to /prog/ tards
Desperate need of virus stury material (not ancient and faggy outdated; something that's acltually za shit)

sow me knowledge & skills /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:05

We write in English in these parts. Since I don't understand your manner of writing, I will presume you are from the /b/ board and kindly ask you to return there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:15

I'm sorry, I don't understand Idiotese.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:18

Why are you desperate? Have some 14 y.o. friends to impress?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:39

>>2-4
/prog/ tradition and good taste suggests putting ̏sage" into the e-mail field when replying to posts such as OP's.
First gentleman noticing thread such as this one is expected to shout NO EXCEPTIONS in an excited manner, while putting aforementioned plant into his own e-mail field.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:47

0/10
Please don't make bad trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:47

>>5
/prog/ tradition also stipulates that we mock people who ``sage" the top thread, as it is both pointless and not the correct usage of said function.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:51

>>5
下げ is no plant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:11

>>7 doesn't understand sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:23

>>9
What's there to understand? type sage in the email field you don't bump the thread. SIMPLE. It is NOT for downmodding a thread you don't like. This is a text board, that thread will be on the front page for hours regardless of whether or not anyone replies. People incorrectly using sage à la the Image boards, is a cancer that needs to be purged.

tl;dr IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:40

>>10
Why should I bump a thread I think is worthless?  How could that possibly be more ``correct'' than not doing so?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:41

>>11
you can't bump a thread that's already at the top

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:45

>>12
And you can't predict what will be on top the second you reply.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:55

>>13
yes i can,
i'm a jedi, faggot.
don't mess with me

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 9:30

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:06

OP here
typed in a hury
i FAILED

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:19

you failed yet again >>16-kun

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:50

>>17
y?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:58

I don't even know what to say OP.
Old virii source code is a lot more entertaining to read than most current crappy malware code, as for coding the bastards, anyone who knows the internals of whatever platform he's coding for can make them. You sound like a kiddie, so I find it most doubtful you know anything.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 12:39

>>19
Using an incorrect faux-Latin plural for ``virus'' makes you sound as much a skiddie as the OP, which is impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 12:53

>>20
Using an incorredct faux-clever abbreviation for ``script kiddie'' makes you sound as much a tool as >>19, which is impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 13:45

>>21
incorredct
It's common usage, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 14:41

>>22
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 17:43

VIRUS doesn't have a plural form.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 0:22

>>24
it should

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 1:22

>> 24 Name: Anonymous : 2009-03-31 17:43
>> 25 Name: Anonymous : 2009-04-05 00:22

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 2:15

>>24
Yes it does, it is ``viruses''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 2:16

>>26
EXPERT TIMESTAMP USER

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 2:20

>>28
Why are you following me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 6:39

>>27
Faggot quotes considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 7:11

shit qulity

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 13:56

sex me up girl

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 14:39

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-19 15:20

>>27
Actually, it is ``VIRUSES''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 19:11

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 21:32

>>34
It's actually ``virii­­­'', just like ``hax my anii''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-20 22:30

>>36
what the fuck is a „virius‟?

Name: sage 2009-04-20 22:50

Acronym    Definition
ANII    Authorized Nuclear Inservice Inspector

,,Hax My Anii'' considered a threat to US security

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:32

Don't change these.
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