Immediate action required !!! virilii

i hail to /prog/ tards
Desperate need of virus stury material (not ancient and faggy outdated; something that's acltually za shit)

sow me knowledge & skills /prog/

I don't even know what to say OP.
Old virii source code is a lot more entertaining to read than most current crappy malware code, as for coding the bastards, anyone who knows the internals of whatever platform he's coding for can make them. You sound like a kiddie, so I find it most doubtful you know anything.
IHBT