>>5
I wonder why people do that. When I learn about a new function, I first learn what it does then I learn how to use it. This means that I'd also need to learn about the parameters to pass to the function.
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Anonymous2009-03-27 6:15
>>5
NO IF ONE USES AN ENTERRPISE IDE SUCH AS [b]MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO 2008[/b]
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Anonymous2009-03-27 6:18
>>7
But if you know what function is supposed to do conceptually, then usually you can make a guess about its parameters. For example, if you know that in sepples there is a string constructor for creating runs of the same character, you may try to call it like string(' ', 32);. The most marvelous thing is that it compiles without a slightest warning.
>>1
Oh I get it that's a vagina. I think you were trying to insinuate we don't have sex with women but because of your improper phrasing you just said we lack vaginas. Which is true because the majority of programmers are male.
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Anonymous2009-03-27 9:46
>>17
If you're going to be all technical about it, if you are having sex with a woman, then you do have a vagina. It just isn't a part of your body.
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Anonymous2009-03-27 10:24
>>18
You mean that when you are having sex with a woman, you are in fact having sex with a woman who has a penis?
>>18
If you're going to be all autistic about it, if you are having sex with a circumcised midget, then a () may look like a vagina to you. It's just that you're a virgin and feel offended.
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
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"Oh, DDR," says a man quite plainly.
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"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
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Anonymous2009-03-29 9:10
>>41
As a connoisseur of quality copypasta i might say you rate a solid 8/10.