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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 3:36

You know, putting that in the end of all functions and stuff really tells me about what you programmers lack in life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 3:40

lacking a unit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 3:52

our functions are lacking parameters. good call

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 3:54

>>3
Only if you are a functional faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 3:55

>>3
or perhaps he means our functions take parameters, but more often than not we erroneously attempt to call them without any

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 5:17

>>5
Serves you right for not reading the headers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 5:28

>>5
I wonder why people do that. When I learn about a new function, I first learn what it does then I learn how to use it. This means that I'd also need to learn about the parameters to pass to the function.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 6:15

>>5
NO IF ONE USES AN ENTERRPISE IDE SUCH AS [b]MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO 2008[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 6:18

>>7
But if you know what function is supposed to do conceptually, then usually you can make a guess about its parameters. For example, if you know that in sepples there is a string constructor for creating runs of the same character, you may try to call it like string(' ', 32);. The most marvelous thing is that it compiles without a slightest warning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 7:20

>>9
Only if your retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 7:20

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We lack nothing!
good call OP!, now I feel better about myself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 8:19

>>10
What about my retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:10

>>1
A testicle?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:17

Let's talk about the distinguishing parameters and arguments.
Functions take arguments.
Procedures take parameters.
Okay?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:19

Is "my retarded" some kind of a niggerspeak, like "my bad, master"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:27

>>15
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:33

>>1
Oh I get it that's a vagina. I think you were trying to insinuate we don't have sex with women but because of your improper phrasing you just said we lack vaginas. Which is true because the majority of programmers are male.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:46

>>17
If you're going to be all technical about it, if you are having sex with a woman, then you do have a vagina. It just isn't a part of your body.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 10:24

>>18
You mean that when you are having sex with a woman, you are in fact having sex with a woman who has a penis?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 10:29

This thread enrages and confuses me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 10:42

>>1

Back to /b/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 12:31

>>1
IN HASKELL, WE DON'T NEED ROADS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 14:03

>>18
If you're going to be all autistic about it, if you are having sex with a circumcised midget, then a () may look like a vagina to you. It's just that you're a virgin and feel offended.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 14:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 14:50

>>24
hax my *

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 14:57

>>25
 null pointer?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 15:15

>>26
No, it's a my pointer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 15:41

>>27
dangling pointer?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 16:02

>>26
Why did you use space before null? You must really like Python!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 16:25

>>14
Part of me wants to leave this uncorrected and lol at the faux coders of this board, but my indefatigable drive for order and structure lead me to correct you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parameter_(computer_science)#Parameters_and_arguments

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 16:27

>>30
Go away, FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 16:51

excuse me >>31, i dont believe that was FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 17:08

Yeah, I concur. Witnessing someone clever enough to expose your petty trolling doesn't give any ground for calling them FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 17:17

>>30
We're real coders, it's just we sometimes forget trivialities such as the differences parameters and arguments when we learned them in CS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 15:16

Arguments are a penis, and parameters are a vagina. Penises go in the parameters. Arguments go in the vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 15:47

>>35
STOP BUMPING SHITTY THREADS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 2:46

>>36
Invalid argument.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 4:32

>>37
System.exit("STOP BUMPING SHITTY THREADS!!!");

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 5:14

>>38
Invalid argument.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 5:44

>>39
System.out.println("STOP BUMPING SHITTY THREADS!!!");
System.exit(0);

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