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If programming languages were animals

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 4:00

Cobol would be a tyrannosaur.
LISP would be a pterodactyle.
C would be a mammoth.
C++ would be an elephant.
Forth would be a crocodile.
Haskell would be a lazy dog.
Python would be a fat snake.
Java would be a paper tiger.
JavaScript would be a small cat.
Ruby would be a snail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 5:49

Sage would be a human.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 5:51

>>2 Sage would be a medical plant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:14

Error: post has NULL value

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:24

>>4
thats just my dic

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:33

C would be a lion, the king of animals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:38

Haskell would be a lazy dog.
:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 7:12

Assembler is Cthulhu himself. It drives people mad and they invent new languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 7:14

Cobol would be a tyrannosaur.
LISP would be a THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE.
C would be a mammoth with arthiritus.
C++ would be an elephant with arthiritus.
Forth would be a crocodile.
Haskell would be a lazy dog.
Python would be a fat snake.
Java would be a bloated tiger.
JavaScript would be a small cat.
Ruby would be a snail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 7:17

Ruby would be a human of the quadriplegic persuasion

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 7:22

>>9
PRIMORDIAL OOZE is machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 8:47

Ruby is a disabled ex-gymnast

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 10:45

>>12
taking meth and having delusions of grandeur

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 10:48

People who create shit threads like this are the same people who vote on all the "Top Whatthefuckever" shit stories on Digg.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 10:53

>>14
anyone who even visits digg is a retard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 10:56

>>15
all the quality stuff is on reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 11:04

>>16
Reddit is getting just as bad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 11:04

Æ would be a 5-legged pig.
ASM would be a virus.
Erlang would be a starfish.
Sh would be a lemur.
PHP would be a rabies-infected raccoon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 11:10

That was a good one, rand $ all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 15:37

VB would be Lassa Fever.
C# would be Ebola.
Smalltalk would be Smallpox.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 15:50

C++ would be HIV.
Ada is when you have AIDS.
Visual C++ is when you are an African country that denies AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 17:20

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:09

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 17:41

BBCODE would be a COUGAR!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:34

>>24
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