If programming languages were animals

Cobol would be a tyrannosaur.
LISP would be a pterodactyle.
C would be a mammoth.
C++ would be an elephant.
Forth would be a crocodile.
Haskell would be a lazy dog.
Python would be a fat snake.
Java would be a paper tiger.
JavaScript would be a small cat.
Ruby would be a snail.

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