/prog/ - Job for you

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 6:38

Be greeted, I have an anouncement to make.
I wish to hire ANY person who knows a shit about computers to do something.

The rquest is this: as you might know Russians have been taking over the nett, hacking nearly every site avalible. I want you bastards to take them or just hack evry bloody site creatig "Pluto Kiss" (for those who remember .hack//)

There is no pay except the thril of doing it.
PS. Police can give up on geting me XD I'm at school!

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 6:44

Thanks for looking, i will watch the news for replies.
Use the Name Moskus if it pleases you, it will meke a lot of fuss in certain circles of guv.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:47

_{no exceptions}

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:47

forgot my sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:51

Actualy, this fagot aint no shithead.
He's fucking nuts and I fucking like it, too bad Moskus is a shithead from around august last year.
DESU

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 6:51

All ppl are Anonymous, therfore all ppl are alowed to join!

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-19 6:56

What about this little site? Its called 4chan.
Don't you mind if i start my JavaScripts?

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 6:59

I said "Pluto Kiss" (.hack// reference) and then i mean it. as long as the site you are hacking is destroyed, permanetly!

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-19 7:00

Even if the site is destroyed, someone can reuse the name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:02

So /prog/, recently I have been recieving harassing calls at home from 3 jerks I know IRL. To combat this, I started zen programming out of the house usually in bars or starbucks.
Has anyone else had success doing this?
Everything was going well until last night. I was programming at my local pub when the very same 3 jackasses, DivideByZero, ArrayIndexOutOfBounds, and NullPointer, came marching in. Now, those three are obviously underage, yet they tried ordering a drink anyway. All I could do is laugh and chuckle as the bartender kept refusing to serve them. "Cmon, just one drink!" asked DivideByZero, but the bartender just said, "Sorry, No Expections"

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-19 7:02

You're looking at something that would need to crash every DNS server on the planet.

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 7:02

Dont care, the point is, destroy, destroy, fuck your neighbours wife, destroy!

Remove the nett from the world, or contiue to try to take out NSA for ever as the losers those who do are!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:03

So /prog/, recently I have been recieving harassing calls at home from 3 jerks I know IRL. To combat this, I started zen programming out of the house usually in bars or starbucks.
Has anyone else had success doing this?
Everything was going well until last night. I was programming at my local pub when the very same 3 jackasses, DivideByZero, ArrayIndexOutOfBounds, and NullPointer, came marching in. Now, those three are obviously underage, yet they tried ordering a drink anyway. All I could do is laugh and chuckle as the bartender kept refusing to serve them. "Cmon, just one drink!" asked DivideByZero, but the bartender just said, "Sorry, No Expections"

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-19 7:04

Like a DNS virus which would be injected in the root registrars system.

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 7:04

Except the bartenders son, who sits in the back room with his girlfriend

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 7:07

To be frank, I don't know no shit about practical programing, only the theoretical stuff noone cares about.

Which is! everything can e hacked, controled, destroyed.
No OS is safe, no Hacker is safe from the res of them, no guverment is inteligent enough to beat them of!

Name: God = Martin Galway 2009-03-19 7:08

PROACTIVE MONETIZATION OF UNTAPPED SINERGIES

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:09

>>10
I probably shouldn't have lol'ed :(

Name: BartendersSon 2009-03-19 7:10

>>15
I met her at the love parade :-)

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 7:10

God does not excist, Only Harald Hoerwick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:10

>>19
I fucked her last night, she is a slut :D

Name: BartendersSon 2009-03-19 7:12

>>21
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, exactly? Are you saying you had an affair with Alice? I... I refuse to believe it

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:13

this is the worst thread I've ever read on /prog/
i urge everybody to please sage this thread and ignore it

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:13

>>22
Oh, then I was mistaken, must have been your mother

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:14

>>24
What about my you're are mother?

Name: A friend 2009-03-19 7:15

>>23
Then I agree, this didn't work, but i hope someone took the hint and starts acting!

SAGE (without reprieve (whatever that means))

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:15

>>25
Loose, gaping and fat!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:17



void CreateLimerick() {

#define poemKind terriblySlick

  if (lines == 5

  && rhymesWith("live") {

DoLaugh(); Perform(new Trick()); }}

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:17

>>28
>; }

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:49

I didn't believe I could find something more stupid than FrozenVoid's posts on /prog/.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-19 8:07

Isn't it dangerous to insult people who can kill websites?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 8:11

>>31
0/100000000000000000

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 8:18

>>32
More like FrozenVoid/10. Invisible post quality amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:16

>>33
damn right.
numbers can not express the horrible quality of invisible posts

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:17

>>33
I chuckled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:19

lol.
whenever that guy DoSs 4chan i don't notice until i try to visit /prog/ (which is only about once every three hours or so).
try to take down the img server, faggot; i dare you.
you won't even be able to cause lag

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:33

Invisible poster: the biggest joke on 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 16:02

Hack the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 16:04

Hax the anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 16:11

>>39
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 16:13

>>40
Nice try, FairX

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 16:18

>>41
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 17:58

>>22
I fuck Alice Margatroid nightly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 18:11

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 19:09

    err = InstallEventHandler(

        GetApplicationEventTarget(), 

        NewEventHandlerUPP( EventHandlerProc ), 

        sizeof(kEvents) / sizeof(kEvents[0]), 

        kEvents, 

        NULL, 

        NULL

    );

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 23:02

>>43

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 23:33

>>46
_*squeeze*

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 3:25

>>47
LEAVE ALICE ALONE!

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Don't change these.

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