Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

time to prog, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 15:57

/*
language : ANSI C
Indent style: Allman
rules:
0 - you are allowed to add only ONE line of source code.
1 - you are allowed to add a second line with only  '{' or '}'
2 - to use more than one ',' or ';' in your source is not allowed
3 - if you have to say something, do it in ANSI C comments
4 - you are allowed to use 'goto <postnumber>' (only backwards)
5 - return, exit, _exit, ... are not allowed
6 - post 100 will exit the programm
7 - all posts which result in crap or a common sense fail will be ignored.
*/

int main(void)
{

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 15:58

/* AWESOME */
int satori, sussman;

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:00

FILE *fp = fopen("grunnur.txt","w");

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:10

for (;;) {

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:15

BOOK* sicp;for(satori=0,sicp=get_books_by_author_id(sussman);satori;book_read(sicp,&satori));

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:17

while(1)
{

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:19

int powerlevel; if (powerlevel > 9000) break; else powerlevel++;

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:20

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:22

#define GRUNNUR puts("GRUNNUR");

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:24

hax_anus( GLOBAL_OP.anus_handle );

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:27

post_on_prog(POST * p, POSTER * someguy, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL);

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:32

I take it nobody read that this was ANSI C. The following posts are void:
>>3
>>5
>>7
>>9
>>10
>>11
Arguably >>8 could then be invalidated also because it is nonsensical as per OPs rules. You will not have a successful thread like this on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:35

>>7
back to /b/, please

xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:36

>>12
Did you seriously expect that this thread wouldn't degenerate into general memery?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:46

>>14
As an expert meme starter, and having started several successful /prog/ memes myself (FIOC, My other car, Suave Yoshi Lisp, Touring complete ducks, etc) I can honestly say >>12 has a long way to go to successfully start his first meme. It will literally take blood, sweat and tears, together with hard work and dedication, to create your first meme on /prog/
But don't be discouraged, the feeling of creating a meme is almost, quite literally, orgasmic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:48

the feeling of creating a meme is almost, quite literally, orgasmic.
but it's not as good as the feeling you get from stealing memes ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:51

>>15
>>12 here,
I am not OP incase you were mistaken. As well as that I have successfully created a vast number of memes already (Hax my anus being my magnum opus)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:53

>>16
Or the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 16:53

I don't understand how you can say you invented FIOC and "my other car", because I invented FIOC and "my other car".  I also invented "GRUNNER" and using Haskell.

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2009-03-16 16:58

>>19
All those memes suck

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:00

>>20
My other meme is a "CUDDER".

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:04

>>19
Incorrect. I started FIOC in the "Bad things about Python" thread which you can lookup. I also started MyOtherCar in the "Programmers Joke" thread. So you see, I invented those memes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:05

>>13
goto b;

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:08

while(fork());

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:12

{ break; }

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 18:33

ANSI C is obsolete. ISO C99 is where it's at.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 4:38

>>26
C99
At first I was like HIBT? but then I was like IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 5:20

>>26
since May 2000, ANSI C is ISO C99.
also, C1x > C99.
http://www.open-std.org/JTC1/SC22/wg14/www/docs/n1362.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 5:38

I single handedly created every single meme on the internet...

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 5:53

int *(*fun[10])(char***)() /*lets make this interesting*/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 9:08

>>30
and now half of /prog/ is trying to work out what this declaration actually is

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 9:32

>>31
function pointer that calls the function stored at fun[10], it takes a char *** and returns an int?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 9:39

declare fun as array 10 of pointer to function (pointer to pointer to pointer to char) returning function returning pointer to int

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-17 10:32

>>33
correct, now use it for something useful

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 0:43

>>34
[code]fun("lol")[/code[

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 12:58

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:14

>le pedophile sage
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List
All trademarks and copyrights on this site are owned by their respective parties. All comments and posts are the responsibility of their own posters.
- Tinychan + 2ch Mode -