time to prog, /prog/

/*
language : ANSI C
Indent style: Allman
rules:
0 - you are allowed to add only ONE line of source code.
1 - you are allowed to add a second line with only  '{' or '}'
2 - to use more than one ',' or ';' in your source is not allowed
3 - if you have to say something, do it in ANSI C comments
4 - you are allowed to use 'goto <postnumber>' (only backwards)
5 - return, exit, _exit, ... are not allowed
6 - post 100 will exit the programm
7 - all posts which result in crap or a common sense fail will be ignored.
*/

int main(void)
{

>>14
As an expert meme starter, and having started several successful /prog/ memes myself (FIOC, My other car, Suave Yoshi Lisp, Touring complete ducks, etc) I can honestly say >>12 has a long way to go to successfully start his first meme. It will literally take blood, sweat and tears, together with hard work and dedication, to create your first meme on /prog/
But don't be discouraged, the feeling of creating a meme is almost, quite literally, orgasmic.