Dalvik Virtual Machine

The Dalvik virtual machine is a major piece of Google's Android platform for mobile devices. It runs Java platform applications which have been converted into a compact Dalvik Executable (.dex) format suitable for systems that are constrained in terms of memory and processor speed. It was written by Dan Bornstein, who named it after the fishing village of Dalvík in Eyjafjörður, Iceland, where some of his ancestors lived.
I, for one, welcome our new Google "GRUNNUR" overlords.
Especially since they figured out a way to piss Sun off by making it free software instead of using the evil GPL: http://www.betaversion.org/~stefano/linotype/news/110/

Way to be ignorant. Sun intended that their Java implementation wouldn't be used on mobile phones without their permission. Nothing stops other people from implementing their own JVM under their own terms.

Question:
How many dicks does it take to fill Xarn's asshole?
Answer:
Seven.

>>3 If you mean your dicks then yes, seven seems to be right on the spot.

[quote]The Warren abstract machine is a major piece of Google's Android platform for mobile devices. It runs Java platform applications which have been converted into a compact Warren Executable (.pl) format suitable for systems that are constrained in terms of memory and processor speed. It was written by David H. D. Warren, who named it after himself.[/quote]

>>3
Does Erika have seven penii?

>>2
Sun intended that their Java implementation wouldn't be used on mobile phones without their permission. Nothing stops other people from implementing their own JVM under their own terms.

Google is not using Sun's JVM, your argument is invalid, thread over

>>7
You may want to reread what >>2 said.

>>8
You may want to write more clearly next time, >>2.


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glory BLACK AFRIKA
HEIL NIGGERS.
HEIL BLACK AFRIKA.
NIG HEIL BLACK HITLER!

Dalek Exterminatable

>>9
Stop blaming other people for your own small mistakes, you petty bastard.