Dalvik Virtual Machine

The Dalvik virtual machine is a major piece of Google's Android platform for mobile devices. It runs Java platform applications which have been converted into a compact Dalvik Executable (.dex) format suitable for systems that are constrained in terms of memory and processor speed. It was written by Dan Bornstein, who named it after the fishing village of Dalvík in Eyjafjörður, Iceland, where some of his ancestors lived.
I, for one, welcome our new Google "GRUNNUR" overlords.
Especially since they figured out a way to piss Sun off by making it free software instead of using the evil GPL: http://www.betaversion.org/~stefano/linotype/news/110/

Question:
How many dicks does it take to fill Xarn's asshole?
Answer:
Seven.