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Foul odor from rectum?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 18:43

Strange odor leak from rectum.
Recently for last 6 months i experience foul odor coming from
my rectum. Its a worst smell. People notice and they react. ( they cough and do other stuff)
especillay its worst in indoor. i went to the GI several doctors
( colonoscopy , blood test,stool test and all the tests are
normal). I want to know is there any treatment or medicine available

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 18:45

Spray (alcohol based) cologne on your buttocks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 18:58

use cement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 18:59

I didn't pull my foreskin back entirely until I was about 13. Before that point, to wash it, I would fill it up with soapy water, close it shut and squeeze the water around.

Then one day, I decided I'd see how far back I could pull it. I surprised myself by actually pulling it back entirely over the head (even though it hurt a bit), and was disgusted to find a ring of dick cheese behind it. I went to the bathroom and washed my dick properly for the first time in my life. It was a huge relief.

However, for some reason, at that point, I started getting a hard on. I started to panic as it was really sore feeling the skin stretch. When it was rock hard, I decided to push the foreskin back over. Thankfully, it slid over nicely.

Since then, I have had no trouble in pulling my foreskin right back and washing properly. I even stretched it a bit more by putting my thumb between the glans and foreskin so it had to cover a bit extra.

That is the rather disgusting story of my foreskin. But I'm glad I have it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:04

>>4
Fascinating.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:06

Install Linux

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:25

>>4

explain what "dick cheese" is to me...

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:26

Install BSD

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:53

Install Solaris

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 19:57

Install Irix wtf is Irix anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:01

SICP has the answer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:09

>>1
You remind me of this guy I used to know at university, who would smugly sit in the bar each night with his palmtop computer, writing crap fiction about the lands of elves and dwarves, sipping his cans of Fanta while trying to chat up the barmaid who hated him. He'd stand near her room late at night looking into the window to catch a glimpse. His fat, nerdy form reeked of body odour (he would leave smell trails around the computer science department, which was malodorous anyway) and was pig disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:17

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:17

>>12
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:18

>>12
I remember that guy. His name was Nick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:22

>>7
shit that faggots collect under their foreskins.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:32

>>12
I remember that guy. Stop talking about me on the Internet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 21:59

>>1
Install a cesium rod.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 23:26

Why not mention of haxed anus yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 23:30

ꉲꃋᢀ

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 23:30

>>20
i think you mean "ꉲ♅"

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 23:40

back to /lounge/ please

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 8:48

>>17
Nick?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 15:19

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