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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 17:49

Okay guys, how do you get the special /prog/ quotes to work?  You know, the ones where the left quote is different from the right one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 17:54

``What''?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-22 18:01

>>1
isn't just typing ``quotetext" sufficient?

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-22 18:02

to type out the character ` push the key right to number 1 in main keyboard area.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 18:14

Using ❝⋃⋂ɪ⊂❍ⅅ℮❞

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 18:16

You simply press ` twice

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-22 18:21

additionally its faster to type ``quote`` then use Shift+' shift+' shift+' shift+' which you need for double quotes "".
The reason its not done,because ` is a Grave accent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grave_accent
,and not a proper quote. However if one does ignore this convention typing quote will be two-to-three time faster.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:26

``This`` is not nearly homosexual enough for a proper ``faggot quote.''

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:41

>>7
OMG OPTIMIZED TYPING

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:47

I only cum on /prog/ to troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 20:54

>>9
Please do not respond to trolls!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 2:57

`` ´´ '' " » «
`` ´´ '' " » «

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 20:10

``So like this?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 20:19

type del * in command prompt

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 20:24

The pleasure of being trolled inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 23:02

>>14
sh: del: command not found

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 23:08

>>1
it's called a "back tick" or as >>7 said a "grave accent" and it's next to the 1 key

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 23:11

$ del *
bash: del: command not found

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 23:50

>>16
Secret #2.  How do you get the teletype font?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 0:29

>>19
The <tt> HTML tag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 1:03

[m] [[b]] [[i]] [[u]] [[o]] [[spoiler]] [[m]] [[code]] [[aa]] [/m]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 4:42

Why the fuck lost the game are you helping him?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 4:44

/prog/
secrets

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:46

<tt>bbcode failure</tt>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:47

[tt]this bbcode failure has brought great disgrace to my /prog/[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:19

[tt]is[/tt] [TT]this[/TT] [teletype]teletype[/teletype] [t]?[/t]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:23

>>26
No.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:23

I think this thread has peacefully ended.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:25

teletype

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 19:31

Hey, I figured it out. Here is a prize:

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:27

Congratulations.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:43

So there I was, sitting on the bus, one hand subtly twitching my dick via my pocket, to convince it to hold back the lakes of urine that were rapidly building up in my bladder following my trip to the pub.

Finally, the bus reached the stop outside my house. I ran off, hand still in pocket with the other scrabbing for my keys. I burst through the front door and ran up the stairs, heading straight for the bathroom.

I began to unzip .. but then thought, why bother? Instead, I kicked off my shoes, stood in the bath and let the torrents of piss empty into my pants. The hot streams trickled furiously down my legs, wetting my socks and making a pool of light yellow liquid at my feet.

After the last few drops escaped from my relieved penis, I stripped nude, sat in my pool of piss and masturbated to completion, letting spurts of cum shoot up over my chest and hand, and slowly run down to the pisspool, juices mingling with each other.

It was excellent :-)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:28

>>32
I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:02

``I FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 15:48

>>34
''

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:27

>>32

I came!

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