/prog/ secrets

Okay guys, how do you get the special /prog/ quotes to work?  You know, the ones where the left quote is different from the right one.

So there I was, sitting on the bus, one hand subtly twitching my dick via my pocket, to convince it to hold back the lakes of urine that were rapidly building up in my bladder following my trip to the pub.

Finally, the bus reached the stop outside my house. I ran off, hand still in pocket with the other scrabbing for my keys. I burst through the front door and ran up the stairs, heading straight for the bathroom.

I began to unzip .. but then thought, why bother? Instead, I kicked off my shoes, stood in the bath and let the torrents of piss empty into my pants. The hot streams trickled furiously down my legs, wetting my socks and making a pool of light yellow liquid at my feet.

After the last few drops escaped from my relieved penis, I stripped nude, sat in my pool of piss and masturbated to completion, letting spurts of cum shoot up over my chest and hand, and slowly run down to the pisspool, juices mingling with each other.

It was excellent :-)