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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:04

Greetings /prog/

Last time I did something that you could call programming something was in vocational school a few years back with simple sepples.
Now I'm visiting a Perl course from work (thought it coult help since I work with some Linux systems) but I really don't get shit. On the second day today we spent the whole time on regexes, subroutines and reference shit. I already struggled in confusion with basic syntax, loops, hashs and that crap yesterday, but today it really was unpleasant rape.
Is perl just that hard of a language to learn or am I too retarded to understand basic programming logic?

I obviously haven't read my share of SICP, sorry about that. But it's already too late for that now, and even if I tried, it's just too high for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:05

You're a retard, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:13

Give it more time, and dedicate some of your own time to learning. You'll pick it up eventualy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:19

Learn Python instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:27

If you have a hard time with loops and data types you're probably not cut out to be a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 14:56

If you have a hard time with cuts and programmer types you're probably not looped out to be a data.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 15:12

Sometimes people have mental blocks that dissolve with time and seem silly later. It sounds like the class is moving very fast and it's not surprising if you didn't get all that down in one session. Even if it's something you can easily learn, it's a lot to internalize in a couple of hours. Look up some tutorials on the net and study the basics some more.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:06

I learned perl from (began to learn, and fell in love with) waha's imageboard software. I didn't understand a fuck (except for parts that looked like C) in the beginning, but the whole thing looked so magical to me that I kept trying (funky syntax highlighting from programmer's notepad helped a lot). I even had problems with this: http://perldoc.perl.org/perllol.html, yet now I can't even imagine what can someone not understand about this.

Anyway, no, perl is not that hard of a language to learn. Keep trying, or listen >>2-kun and get out of this nice board.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:07

Oh, and >>4 is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:10

perl is way easier than sepples

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:18

I don't know about you, but perl is too complicated. What's the deal with $ @ % etc etc... Completely unnecessary and probably the biggest stumbling block for newcomers. I'll take C++ and Python over Perl any day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:22

>>11
What's the deal with int char string etc etc... Completely unnecessary and probably the biggest stumbling block for newcomers. I'll take Perl over C++ and Python any day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:40

perl is an ancient pile of shit.  Use python instead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:52

>>13
Because using fresh shit is the best way to get your hands dirty.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 22:20

Perufailaru?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 0:45

When I started learning Perl I wasn't the best programmer and I found it very difficult. However, the complex behaviors of Perl syntax in different contexts helped my understanding of programming languages greatly. The main hurdle is remembering all the unique functionality and (pointlessly) cryptic syntax. Perl is great for getting shit done, though. Also, when Perl 6 comes out all you fools are going to feel like idiots for saying it's outmoded. Remember, Perl is the glue holding the internet together.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 0:51

>>11
"So that you can $embed $your $variables into @strings $easily"

(std::sting)"of " + " course, " + Sepples + " IS" + "beginner " + friendly;

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 17:53

>>17
Ruby and Python both have much more line-noise-free ways of doing that.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-22 17:59

>>18
JavaScript does its inline:
var [Sepples,friendly]=['',''];

var str1="of " + " course, " + Sepples + " IS" + "beginner " + friendly;

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:00

>>19
I don't see your post, but still,
FUCK OFF.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:17

>>20
Please don't respond to invisible posts!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:52

I don't see >>19 but I have a feeling that he should fuck off!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:54

>>22
His stupidity FEEDS from the responses he gets.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-22 19:59

like a fucking leach.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 11:36

like a leaching fuck

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:03

goddammit I still see his posts

I know you [b]SHOULDN'T HELP ME![b], but please, nobody should have to face this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:06

>>26
What really needs to happen is someone needs to get his personal information and give it out on /prog/. Its worked for obnoxious tripfags on /g/ before.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 12:15

>>27
I'm not afraid of your  snooping friends.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:19

>>28
Yes, you are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:21

I found his info:
    * Current Residence: Glen Burnie, Maryland USA Earth
    * Interests: Alot please e-mail me for the details
    * Favourite movie: Can't say too many
    * Favourite band or musician: KISS, Lita Ford, Queensyrche, and Vixen
    * Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal, New Age, and Country
    * Favourite artist: Alex Ross
    * Favourite poet or writer: Chris Clairmont
    * Favourite photographer: None
    * Favourite style of art: Hentai and Tentacle Porn
    * Operating System: Windows 2000 Pro
    * MP3 player of choice: iTunes
    * Shell of choice: N/A
    * Wallpaper of choice: N/A
    * Skin of choice: N/A
    * Favourite game: BloodRayne, Starcraft, and P.N. 03
    * Favourite gaming platform: 3rd person
    * Favourite cartoon character: Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman
    * Personal Quote: "At the end of this day, one shall stand one shall fall" Optimus Prime
    * Tools of the Trade: Magic Marker and ink pens

    * Email: bloodraynelover4ever@cablespeed.com
    * AIM: StarcraftCmnd069
    * MSN: ChrisLHanssen069@hotmail.com

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 12:23

>>29
I doubt your friends have any power  

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:27

>>31
Go back to Slashdot

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 12:55

>>31
Oh, they have power alright. In fact, they have a root kit set up in your computer right now, monitoring your every move on the internet.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 13:04

>>33
Non-sense.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 13:41

>>34
You just keep telling yourself that.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 13:43

>>35
Why should I? You provide zero proof, just speculation.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 13:45

>>36
Enjoy your rootkit, faggot.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 13:48

>>37
Of course, the rootkit is impossible to see just like your imaginary friends.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 13:49

>>38
Enjoy your rootkit, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 13:52

>>38
I also uploaded CP onto your computer, and alerted the FBI, so enjoy your assrape in jail, faggot.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 13:54

>>39
You are repeating yourself, are you trying   to cope with reality?
There is no rootkit,no one knows my name,and your friends know nothing.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 13:57

>>41
Oh, they know your name alright, I'm just not going to give it out because that would be too easy. They also know your address and phone number.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:07

>>41
Don't give up now, if you don't respond then you are admitting that I'm right!

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:10

>>42
Its would be very easy to post it just >>30 posts but that wouldn't make it real.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:15

>>44
This is how I know that you are an aspie fucktard and not an expert troll: you are ridiculously easy to troll yourself.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:17

>>45
I'm neither.

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:20

Assumption over  ῙℕŦℇℛℕℇŦ rarely work.
 Just consider how many ways you can interpret a single post. 

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:24

>>45 "to troll yourself. "
i don't find  talking   with me  trolling
 


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:28

>>47
i don't find  talking   with me  trolling
Error: Incorrect Usage of English

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:29

If you engage in personal dispute which
 isn't based on logic its just  talking
Notice you don't prove anything and just boast of your friends and rootkits.  

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:32

>>48
I was trying to get a reaction from you, and you played right along just like the aspie fucktard that you are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:36

>>51
Don't tell him! We could have got at least another 10 replies from him

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:54

>>51
What kind of  reaction   you wanted?

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 14:56

>>52
I can post 5-10 posts per minute without problems.
This doesn't bother me much,except i might miss discussion on other threads.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 14:56

>>453
What kind of  reaction   you wanted?
Error: Incorrect Usage of English

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-23 15:10

>>55
Just a reaction? I don't understand how a simple reply would make me "trolled".

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:01

>>56
YHBMT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 0:21

I really that this nonsense is just one person talking to self.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 0:22

really hope*

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-24 2:52

>>58
Since the other poster didn't used a tripcode ,
his identity cannot be confirmed,and neither we can claim he isn't multiple posters.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:30

>>56
I don't understand
You don't understand very much, do you.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-24 9:36

>>61
I don't accept things you take for granted like: that replying means you get trolled

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-24 9:38

First you have to demonstrate :
1.The intent of trolling
2.Why response is considered "trolled"
3.The logical reason why #1 is a troll.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:41

[quote]test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 9:52

>>63
I figured all of those things out without having to have them explained to me. Why can't you?

HINT: Aspberger's_Syndrome

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-24 9:54

>>65
How its related to the proof?
Its doesn't demonstrate anything.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 10:20

lol
concatenate == catenate
lmao

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 15:49

Fact: Perl is dying

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:49

Fact: YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:00

I wonder when Perl 6 comes out, will anybody actually use it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:08

>>70
Transsexuals

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 18:14

>>70
Gays

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:50

>>71-72

I'm sorry to say that I believe you are both wrong, gentlemen. I am currently a part of a small group of transsexual gays that will certainly not be using Perl 6.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:42

>>73
I think you need to brush up on your set theory.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:08


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