/prog/ - TABLECAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:36

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## Table cat!

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$the_cow = <<EOC;

    $thoughts

     $thoughts

      $thoughts　　  ∧____∧　  

            （ ´ ∀ `) 　  

           ／     |　    

          /___    |　　　　　

         |/   ヽ /|     

_________|       ||_______

        / _______∪∪        ヽ

_______（（__________________ヽ

        ヽ)                ||

---------------------------||

                           ||

EOC

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 5:41

-grabs tablecat by its scruff and throws into /vip/-

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:44

>>2
Oh piss off, you goddamn tool.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 5:47

-motions towards an anonymous drone and optimizes its battery rack wiring-

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:54

>>4
You really are a small person, you know that? You are insignificant, you are a pissant. No, pissant is too high, you're below a pissant. A goddamn, insignificant microbe. I really dislike you, FrozenVoid.

Name: 5 2009-01-18 5:54

>>4
Sorry Frozen, I don't know what came over me. I still don't like you, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 6:43

>>4
I bet you couldn't be more boring even if you tried your hardest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 6:58

>>5 >>7
HOW IN THIS DAY AND AGE ARE PEOPLE STILL SEEING HIM FAGGOtS

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 7:15

>>7 ℬoring enough for a programming board
>>8 Take a glass of water,calm down,close internet and meditate
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 7:26

ℬack to /ℬ/, ℘lease.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 7:28

℻℡

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 12:57

Frozenvoid is an EXPERT TROLL.
Fortunately TROLLING on 4chan is forbidden.
This means he can be reported.
DO IT EXPERT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 13:50

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　COOL FREE TROLLS
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　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 14:00

>>12
Quit trying to stir shit up, FrozenVoid. The GreaseMonkey script to ignore you is working just fine.

Name: ShadowSoul !GHap51.yps 2009-01-18 15:00

Hey FrozenVoid, what's up? I, for one, will never resort to ignoring you. That's not nice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 12:09

END OF CAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 12:38

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜ COOL FREE TABLECATS
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|
　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀）　＜　　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　＼　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　 .|　　　　　|　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ | 　|　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿　|　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　 .　　　ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　＼. ＼　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼ .￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 13:05

SHIT, higher-order tablecats.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 13:20

"COOL FREE TABLECATS", one moment,
What about all the cat food for these "tablecats"?

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Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 14:25

>>19
Don't worry. Tablecats greatly enjoy tablecat meat.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 14:36

>>20
What about the last tablecats in the pack?

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Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 14:45

>>21
They're autovorous.

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 15:06

>>22
In that case,what remains of them?

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Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 15:11

>>23
Nothing is forever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 15:37

>>17

i'm still waiting for church tablecats

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:12

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:16

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

TABLECAT

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:36

2 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 5:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:44

4 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 5:47

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 5:54

6 Name: 5 2009-01-18 5:54

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 6:43

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 6:58

9 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-18 7:15

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 7:26

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 7:28

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 12:57

13 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 13:50

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-18 14:00

15 Name: ShadowSoul !GHap51.yps 2009-01-18 15:00

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 12:09

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 12:38

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 13:05

19 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 13:20

20 Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 14:25

21 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 14:36

22 Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 14:45

23 Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-19 15:06

24 Name: COOL FREE TABLECATS 2009-01-19 15:11

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 15:37

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:12

28 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:16