TABLECAT

##
## Table cat!
##
$the_cow = <<EOC;
    $thoughts
     $thoughts
      $thoughts　　  ∧____∧　 
            （ ´ ∀ `) 　 
           ／     |　   
          /___    |　　　　　
         |/   ヽ /|    
_________|       ||_______
        / _______∪∪        ヽ
_______（（__________________ヽ
        ヽ)                ||
---------------------------||
                           ||
EOC

>>4
You really are a small person, you know that? You are insignificant, you are a pissant. No, pissant is too high, you're below a pissant. A goddamn, insignificant microbe. I really dislike you, FrozenVoid.