JAVA

I want to learn java. of course i need a compiler??
any suggestions

Don't do it!

>>1
I recommend MSVC++.

i have a strange feeling msvc++ is used for c++ considering it is Microsoft Visual C++

>>4
I can see you know nothing about MACHINE CODE.

No! You should not program in java. Just write everything in assembly, so it's portable! Enjoy

>>7
I think you have been misled. There are many different kinds of hardware platforms, and only some of them run assembly. For example, cell phones and PDAs don't use assembly code. In fact, most of those use Java (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_Platform,_Micro_Edition). You can't run code for them on a computer, though, which is why most cell phone programmers don't also write computer programs.

Oops, I forgot to fill in the name field when I posted >>8. I wonder why this board doesn't save them when you make a post. That would be very convenient.

>>9
I think you have been misled too. This board is about progressive rock. You may want to check out /pr/, though.

who the fuck is trolling who?

>>11
WELCOME TO /prog/

>>14
we call that trollin' `round these parts, sir

>>4
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>>16
I would further qualify it as semantic trolling, as you attribute meanings to certain terms or things that are warped versions (in varied degrees of warping) of their generally accepted meanings. That way you enrage people when you refuse to accept that your position might be wrong or unreasonable by simply attributing customized meanings to concepts central or related to the discussion.

You also troll by dropping unclearly phrased inflammatory statements that look stupid or misingformed, but just enough that you can justify them with your personal brand of semantic highjacking.

And finally, you drop reference links, or long excerpts of refence articles, about things people have inferred you, by reading your posts, to have no knowlege of or to be misinformed about, thereby underestimating the intelligence of the trollee. Wich s very enraging.

In summary: EXPERT TROLLING

>>19
They are locally relevant. It is YOU who is in the wrong here.

>>19
Also, your name is an oxymoron.

>>22
It doesn't mean you're right either. Would you go to a mosque and preach your `truth' and not expect to be kicked out? Stop being so pretentious.

>>23
How so?

>>22
Funny how you make a claim about relevance by talking about something not at all relevant.

>>27
No, it is you who is purposefully blind to the obvious.

>>28
What are your goals in life?

>>30
That is not my remark. Please stay on topic.

>>30
I hear you.

>>29
to imitate art

>>29
To win an argument against an EXPERT TROLL.

>>18
He also trolls by answering rhetorical questions.

Asspie Bait

YHBT

This thread is now schizophrenic.

>>26

>>21 was an off-topic reply,and thus not relevant.

>>1
You best be joking.

Sometimes I feel like /prog/ is just a conversation I'm having with one pterrosloln.

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trollin' round these parts.

>>33
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