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JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 7:34

I want to learn java. of course i need a compiler??
any suggestions

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 7:38

Don't do it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 7:39

>>1
I recommend MSVC++.

Name: op 2009-01-08 7:42

i have a strange feeling msvc++ is used for c++ considering it is Microsoft Visual C++

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 7:45

>>4
I can see you know nothing about MACHINE CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 8:09

No! You should not program in java. Just write everything in assembly, so it's portable! Enjoy

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 12:12

>>7
I think you have been misled. There are many different kinds of hardware platforms, and only some of them run assembly. For example, cell phones and PDAs don't use assembly code. In fact, most of those use Java (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_Platform,_Micro_Edition). You can't run code for them on a computer, though, which is why most cell phone programmers don't also write computer programs.

Name: FrozenSperm !FrOzENLOAU 2009-01-08 12:13

Oops, I forgot to fill in the name field when I posted >>8. I wonder why this board doesn't save them when you make a post. That would be very convenient.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 12:54

>>9
I think you have been misled too. This board is about progressive rock. You may want to check out /pr/, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 12:59

who the fuck is trolling who?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 13:01

>>11
WELCOME TO /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 13:58

>>14
we call that trollin' `round these parts, sir

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 14:26

>>4
cripa krap scrape whippa brumble snaep. Woogle ban moooze fluckabuck spun, trika fuzz base.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:29

>>16
I would further qualify it as semantic trolling, as you attribute meanings to certain terms or things that are warped versions (in varied degrees of warping) of their generally accepted meanings. That way you enrage people when you refuse to accept that your position might be wrong or unreasonable by simply attributing customized meanings to concepts central or related to the discussion.

You also troll by dropping unclearly phrased inflammatory statements that look stupid or misingformed, but just enough that you can justify them with your personal brand of semantic highjacking.

And finally, you drop reference links, or long excerpts of refence articles, about things people have inferred you, by reading your posts, to have no knowlege of or to be misinformed about, thereby underestimating the intelligence of the trollee. Wich s very enraging.

In summary: EXPERT TROLLING

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:33

>>19
They are locally relevant. It is YOU who is in the wrong here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:40

>>19
Also, your name is an oxymoron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:45

>>22
It doesn't mean you're right either. Would you go to a mosque and preach your `truth' and not expect to be kicked out? Stop being so pretentious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:46

>>23
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 15:46

>>22
Funny how you make a claim about relevance by talking about something not at all relevant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:03

>>27
No, it is you who is purposefully blind to the obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:03

>>28
What are your goals in life?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:07

>>30
That is not my remark. Please stay on topic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:07

>>30
I hear you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:07

>>29
to imitate art

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:08

>>29
To win an argument against an EXPERT TROLL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:32

>>18
He also trolls by answering rhetorical questions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 16:33

Asspie Bait

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 18:52

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 0:59

This thread is now schizophrenic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 4:01

>>26

>>21 was an off-topic reply,and thus not relevant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 19:41

>>1
You best be joking.

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