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Merb merges with Rails for Rails 3

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:48

What does /prog/ think of this aberration?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:53

>>1
/prog/ thinks you should take your php shit back to /pr/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:59

$ grep -i -E -f - >>1 <<EOF
sicp
scheme
lisp
sussman
haskell
nomad
"GRUNNUR"
Xarn
EOF
$
Nope, don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 22:04

Hmm, my BBCODE has an odd bug that only seems to manifest when posting with the --OMG-OPTIMIZED switch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 22:50

>>2

Has nothing to do with php, noob

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:13

>>5
Oh, but it does.  They're both shitty web frameworks that no EXPERT would be caught dead coding in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:21

>>5 knows nothing of php or rails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:56

David Heinemeier Hansson

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 1:49

Don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 22:12

Fact: Come Rails 3 time there will be no reason to use any other Web Famework for Web 2.0 Applications.

Ruby 1.9 will be out and will fix performance issues. NO REASON TO USE JAVA ANYMORE.
Merb will merge with Rails and Rails will finally scale. NO REASON TO USE JAVA OR PHP ANYMORE.
Rails 3 will be completely component-ized and modular. Granular! Take what you need, leave the rest. NO REASON TO USE PHP ANYMORE.

That's right. Your favourite web programming language will die. There are no exceptions. Ruby is better than all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 23:36

>>10
Fact: Everyone will still be using perl when they want to get actual work done.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 23:57

>>10
I write websites in Haskell. You can take your shitty interpreted language and lick my dead dog's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:40

>>11

Fact: No.

>>12

Well I guess that means you write... Functional websites!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:44

>>13
Too bad they can't output anything to the client.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:56

>>14

I use a custom PHP-backend for delivering drafts to my clients. If he used it, I bet >>13 could output to his clients too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:07

Shiichan is coded in PHP!

'Nuff said.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:17

>>12
Do you use... Kibro?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:52

>>17
Nah, I just use the Network.CGI and Network.FCGI stuff to output either JSON-encoded stuff (and generate the UI on the client with JQuery) or HTML generated with Text.StringTemplate. Both output methods have disadvantages, but Haskell is leagues ahead of those shitty interpreted languages in terms of both execution and development speed.

As an added plus, bitches love sucking on a nomad's monads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:54

>>18
Why so aggressive? What are you compensating for?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 4:04

>>19
Because the nomad initiation process involves cutting off your own balls. I have become embittered :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 4:51

>>20
Ah, I'm dreading the day I have to cut off my own testicles.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 11:12

>>20
So that's where all these techie transvestites come from!

Name: sage 2009-01-02 13:02

>>22
>So that's where all these techie transsexuals come from!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 13:25

unsafeCutBalls

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 17:06

So I made an app, took it to a VC, and said "This is coded in Merb. It's better than Rails. We've gotten a lot of interest in it."

The dude nearly creamed his pants and handed us $4 million dollars.

True story.

Name: Leah Culver 2009-01-02 17:09

>>8

DHH is a hottie and I would love to program his python.

Name: Labiah Cleaver 2009-01-02 20:28

>>24

DHH is a hottie and I would love to cut his balls.

Name: Patty Collision 2009-01-03 1:39

DHH is a hottie and I would love to suck on his CROMA cock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 20:45

oh ho ho

Name: David 2009-01-04 20:50

>>26

Hi Leah,

I hear you date techie alpha-males. I was wondering if we could go out some time? I hear your a slut but I'm a nice guy so we can take it slow. I only really expect a make-out on the first date, but some mutual masturbation would be nice.

Wired magazine called me the hottest programmer in the world. While I have to admit it's true (blush), you're certainly up there as well.

So get back to me! My email is on my website. Tell me what you think. I'd love to get together some time.

-- David

Name: Leah Culver 2009-01-04 20:52

>>30
What about my a slut?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 21:14

>>31

You're vajayjay. It's horny for nerds.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 21:41

>>30,32
DIF

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 22:12

>>33
DIAF

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 22:56

>>33
Ha ha, I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 23:06

>>35

why... did you SAGE??????

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 8:10

>>36
Sorry

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 8:29

In March 2007 David Heinemeier Hansson filed three Rails related trademark applications to the USPTO. These applications regard the phrase "RUBY ON RAILS",[7] the word "RAILS"[8] and the official Rails logo.[9] As a consequence, in the summer of 2007 Hansson denied to Apress the permission to use the Rails logo on the cover of a new Rails book written by some authoritative community members. The episode gave rise to a polite protest in the Rails community.[10][11] In response to this criticism, Hansson made the following claims:[12]: I only grant promotional use [of the Rails logo] for products I'm directly involved with. Such as books that I've been part of the development process for or conferences where I have a say in the execution. I would most definitely seek to enforce all the trademarks of Rails.

"RAILS"? have them consider copyrighting "WINDOWS".
Microsoft failed on that one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 8:52

>>38
if you try to name a desktop environment "windows" you will most certainly be hit with a lawsuit. most probably several.

having a common word as a product name does not preclude the ability to trademark a specific meaning of it.

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 10:06

>>39
what if i called it "Window"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 10:15

MAGLEV, I'd fund it.

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 10:21

>>39
Think about the mentality of people who patent common words.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:05

>>42
Hey, shut it fuckface

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:23

>>42
Words can be patented now?

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 11:26

>>44
Microsoft Windows(c)
How copyright on words isn't a mental patent?
The concepts are equivalent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:35

>>45
Your and idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:48

>>45
copyright on words
Nope, try again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:52

Mr. FrozenVoid, you're seriously pissing me off. No, I'm serious. What are you trying to achieve?

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 11:55

>>48
your friends at /g/ have the same attitude.
However i wouldn't get far if i listened to opinions.
I listen to rational arguments.
I don't want to achieve anything. I either achieve it or don't bother.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 11:56

PROTIP: To get rid of trolls, simply ignore them. Completely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:02

>>49
I don't have any friends at /g/.
***
You would certainly get further of you were constant in capitalising your ``I''s.
***
My rational argument is that you seem extremely unnatural, posting everywhere around /prog/, having an opinion everywhere, even a trifle and minor one. It's like you're trying to fit in, a new guy that wants to be recognised (well, if you do that, I suggest donning a name such as ``HMA meme fan'' and spamming hax my anuses everywhere. Works better).
***
This is bullshit. Utter bullshit taken straight out of an American saviour's mouth. You can't just achieve something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:05

Wait, you're form /g/.
I'm afraid that I can't continue this little conversation.

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-01-05 12:14

Why, hello there!

Name: "GRUNNUR" 2009-01-05 12:20

"GRUNNUR"

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 12:21

>>50
But trolls need feeding too. >.<
>>51
>You can't just achieve something.
Of course you do. However "trying to achieve" implies failure.
>>52
is /g/ more horrible then HAX MY ANUS and SICP erotica?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:33

>>55
I'm sorry son, but /prog/ isn't your blog, i suggest you go back to /g/

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 12:36

>>56
What is this a neckbeard-only club or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:36

>>57
yes

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:37

>>57
Yes it is. Now go away.

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 12:42

>>58
>>59
At which neckbeard size use is eligible for membership?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:42

>>57
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 12:44

>>57
Yes, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 13:24

GUYS THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT MERB MERGING WITH RAILS

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 13:26

>>63
I'm sorry, /prog/ is now the text version of /g/. All threads are now derailed, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 13:26

>>63
but thats gay that no one cares about

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 13:27

>>64

you know... there is a text version of /g/?

fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 13:40

perhaps you mean " >>64 is a different poster from me. (He is not a faggot, he merely mocks my faggotness !)"

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 13:40

>>69
Stop impersonating me. It's obvious you're much more of a faggot than I actually am.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 13:56

>>72
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER

>>71
You should report him to the moderators!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:02

>>74
The text is genuine. You just bruteforced a tripcode so you can pose as him and then call him an imposter!
I have already reported you to the authorities.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 14:05

I am FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo ( <span class="postername">FrozenVoid</span><span class="postertrip">!FrOzEn2BUo</span> ) and I am an idiot

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 14:05

>>74 you are an asshole, you are the reason the internet has such a bad fame!

>>75 thanks

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:11

>>78
No, it's not. Lurk more.

Name: Sageru Miyamoto 2009-01-07 14:14

>>1-75
Another same person thread.
Stop it already, it's not even remotely funny.

Name: FrozenFaggot!FrOzEn2BUo !Ep8pui8Vw2 2009-01-07 14:18

Notice the extra security with many tripcodes!!
also,
Ignore my previous arguments, I SUCK COCKS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:18

>>82
Haha, you believe everything you read? Dumbass.
That page is so obviously sarcasm.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:19

>>83

This is where you are wrong, Frosted Butts

Regards, FrozenFaggot!FrOzEn2BUo

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 14:21

>>87
Just because it's genuine doesn't mean it's not sarcasm!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:27

>>89
Everything.  You're clearly new here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:30

I am laughing at the new guy! HAHAHA!
(NOTICE THIS IS NOT SARCASM HAHAHA)

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 14:31

>>90
/prog/ is the new /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 14:37

>>93
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Fixed

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 14:40

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 1:17

>>81

LOL @ MISTER BUSINESS

"STOP YOU'RE RUINING THE G-REAT DISCUSSION ON MY /PROG/"

gb2reddit

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 1:19

>>69

wow thank u for explaining that one NOONE KNEW!

faggot.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 1:23

>>97

can we get on discussion? Rails 3 is obviously going to be a mess of a language once it's merged from Merb. How can you have two languages merge? What about the syntax differences between the two? Obviously, Rails people will prefer Rails' syntax, and Merb people will prefer Merb syntax.

Including both in this new language, which I don't want to call Rails or Merb because it's something completely different, will just bloat it to the point where it will be slower than Java so you might as well just program everything in Zend PHP anyways.

Name: FrozenVoid! 2009-01-08 8:32

Ruby Sucks.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 11:06

>>100
Ruby is slow as hell. Otherwise, it's a delight.

Name: FrozenSperm !FrOzENLOAU 2009-01-08 11:54

>>101
I think you might be basing your opinion on outdated information, or confusing Ruby with the Ruby on Rails framework. Recent improvements to the language's codebase have put it on par with other languages, Unit tests indicate that Ruby code runs at about the same speed, or even faster in some cases, than Python and Perl.

Name: FrozenSperm!FrOzENLOAU 2009-01-08 14:05

>>102
Noting of course, that both Python and Perl are slow as fuck.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 14:26

>>36
BUM THIRD, WON BKFORQ
TAI FIXGAMMAN TRUMBADABOO
TREEPLE SQuAPED!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 14:32

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 18:55

YHBT

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 21:27

Rails 3 will scale. Ruby 2.0 will be out so it will be fast.

There's no reason to use ANY other programming language for web apps anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 21:40

>>107
You can stop it now, he's gone. Also, LOL JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 4:48

>>108
I'm not gone.Deleted posts don't silence me.
I'm just forced to not use my identity and share yours ("Anonymous"). The imitators would not be able to use my name more effectively however.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 4:51

Please try to ignore troll posts!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 4:59

>>110
I'm not a troll. Labeling me as such would further impair any arguments against me. "hes a troll doesn't listen to him" is an attempt to silence free speech and conform the post to your worldview(which considers posts not compatible with it, a "troll")

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:21

☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:32

>>112
Why are you spamming if you intend to ignore something?
Do you always respond to arguments you don't like with
"ignore this,you're a troll,end of discussion"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:38

☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 2:31

This thread has reached a post by FrozenVoid. You cannot reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:23

>>115
Except it has been replied(since the thread already has been replied by me), making your post false(and constituting a valid reply). >>115

Name: LiquidInteger 2009-01-10 5:05

LOL HY GUYS I USED RUBY ONCE IT WAS REALLY COOL AM I ASSISTING IN THE TOPIC?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:53

>>117
Not quite, you add your personal experience but don't provide any reasoning for the "REALLY COOL" aspect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 12:06

hy lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 12:10


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 2:11

>>120

That is exquisite.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 8:34

>>121
i copied it

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 8:39

>>120
It is delicious pasta, I must eat it

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 10:46

what the fuck does it say?
P107l5?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 22:36


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