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Merb merges with Rails for Rails 3

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:48

What does /prog/ think of this aberration?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:53

>>1
/prog/ thinks you should take your php shit back to /pr/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 21:59

$ grep -i -E -f - >>1 <<EOF
sicp
scheme
lisp
sussman
haskell
nomad
"GRUNNUR"
Xarn
EOF
$
Nope, don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 22:04

Hmm, my BBCODE has an odd bug that only seems to manifest when posting with the --OMG-OPTIMIZED switch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 22:50

>>2

Has nothing to do with php, noob

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:13

>>5
Oh, but it does.  They're both shitty web frameworks that no EXPERT would be caught dead coding in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:21

>>5 knows nothing of php or rails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-29 23:56

David Heinemeier Hansson

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 1:49

Don't care.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 22:12

Fact: Come Rails 3 time there will be no reason to use any other Web Famework for Web 2.0 Applications.

Ruby 1.9 will be out and will fix performance issues. NO REASON TO USE JAVA ANYMORE.
Merb will merge with Rails and Rails will finally scale. NO REASON TO USE JAVA OR PHP ANYMORE.
Rails 3 will be completely component-ized and modular. Granular! Take what you need, leave the rest. NO REASON TO USE PHP ANYMORE.

That's right. Your favourite web programming language will die. There are no exceptions. Ruby is better than all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 23:36

>>10
Fact: Everyone will still be using perl when they want to get actual work done.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-01 23:57

>>10
I write websites in Haskell. You can take your shitty interpreted language and lick my dead dog's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:40

>>11

Fact: No.

>>12

Well I guess that means you write... Functional websites!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:44

>>13
Too bad they can't output anything to the client.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 1:56

>>14

I use a custom PHP-backend for delivering drafts to my clients. If he used it, I bet >>13 could output to his clients too!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:07

Shiichan is coded in PHP!

'Nuff said.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:17

>>12
Do you use... Kibro?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:52

>>17
Nah, I just use the Network.CGI and Network.FCGI stuff to output either JSON-encoded stuff (and generate the UI on the client with JQuery) or HTML generated with Text.StringTemplate. Both output methods have disadvantages, but Haskell is leagues ahead of those shitty interpreted languages in terms of both execution and development speed.

As an added plus, bitches love sucking on a nomad's monads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 2:54

>>18
Why so aggressive? What are you compensating for?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 4:04

>>19
Because the nomad initiation process involves cutting off your own balls. I have become embittered :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 4:51

>>20
Ah, I'm dreading the day I have to cut off my own testicles.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 11:12

>>20
So that's where all these techie transvestites come from!

Name: sage 2009-01-02 13:02

>>22
>So that's where all these techie transsexuals come from!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 13:25

unsafeCutBalls

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-02 17:06

So I made an app, took it to a VC, and said "This is coded in Merb. It's better than Rails. We've gotten a lot of interest in it."

The dude nearly creamed his pants and handed us $4 million dollars.

True story.

Name: Leah Culver 2009-01-02 17:09

>>8

DHH is a hottie and I would love to program his python.

Name: Labiah Cleaver 2009-01-02 20:28

>>24

DHH is a hottie and I would love to cut his balls.

Name: Patty Collision 2009-01-03 1:39

DHH is a hottie and I would love to suck on his CROMA cock.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 20:45

oh ho ho

Name: David 2009-01-04 20:50

>>26

Hi Leah,

I hear you date techie alpha-males. I was wondering if we could go out some time? I hear your a slut but I'm a nice guy so we can take it slow. I only really expect a make-out on the first date, but some mutual masturbation would be nice.

Wired magazine called me the hottest programmer in the world. While I have to admit it's true (blush), you're certainly up there as well.

So get back to me! My email is on my website. Tell me what you think. I'd love to get together some time.

-- David

Name: Leah Culver 2009-01-04 20:52

>>30
What about my a slut?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 21:14

>>31

You're vajayjay. It's horny for nerds.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 21:41

>>30,32
DIF

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 22:12

>>33
DIAF

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 22:56

>>33
Ha ha, I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 23:06

>>35

why... did you SAGE??????

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 8:10

>>36
Sorry

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 8:29

In March 2007 David Heinemeier Hansson filed three Rails related trademark applications to the USPTO. These applications regard the phrase "RUBY ON RAILS",[7] the word "RAILS"[8] and the official Rails logo.[9] As a consequence, in the summer of 2007 Hansson denied to Apress the permission to use the Rails logo on the cover of a new Rails book written by some authoritative community members. The episode gave rise to a polite protest in the Rails community.[10][11] In response to this criticism, Hansson made the following claims:[12]: I only grant promotional use [of the Rails logo] for products I'm directly involved with. Such as books that I've been part of the development process for or conferences where I have a say in the execution. I would most definitely seek to enforce all the trademarks of Rails.

"RAILS"? have them consider copyrighting "WINDOWS".
Microsoft failed on that one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-05 8:52

>>38
if you try to name a desktop environment "windows" you will most certainly be hit with a lawsuit. most probably several.

having a common word as a product name does not preclude the ability to trademark a specific meaning of it.

Name: FrozenVoid !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-05 10:06

>>39
what if i called it "Window"?

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