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Possibility of an Illiterate Programer?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 9:10

/prog/, is it possible for a person to know how to code and program computers before knowing how to read and write in English (or any other natural language)? Is there an example of, maybe, a savant with extraordinary talents in the field, but is, otherwise, social inept?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 9:35

>>1
Me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 11:56

yeah, it's probably possible, programming is easy.
but that doesn't mean you should force SICP down your 4 yearold child's throat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 12:11

>>3
I'd make a joke about the /prog/ snake and a four years' old's throat, but you'd all just tell me to get back to /b/.

But anyway, a child that can understand SICP can at least understand English, failing the requirements set up in >>1

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 13:21

>>4
back to /pedo/ please

Name: OT 2008-12-13 13:29

>>4 Yeah, GTFO of this thread. I'm seriously asking /prog/ if there is a brillant savant, out there somewhere, whose gift is programming computers or deep mathematical logic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 13:57

>>6
Probably, but without the ability to communicate their knowledge to others, who the fuck will know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:22

>>6
I don't know about brilliant savant, but I am socially inept and pretty good at programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:43

>>7
>Illiterate
>without the ability to communicate
You know... you can still speak even if you're illiterate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:47

>>9
Yeah, you certainly proved that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 16:55

>>10
Hey >>9 would you like some ointment for that burn?
A burn is a type of injury that may be caused by heat, cold, electricity, chemicals, light, radiation, or friction

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:00

>>8
Everyone in /prog/ is autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:12

No. Savants express natural laws and art.

There is nothing natural about programming. Just like there has never been an idiot savant who wrote a great novel.

Faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:20

>>11
A burn is a type of injury that may be caused by heat, cold, electricity, chemicals, light, radiation, or friction
I don't see where it says words there, so I'll be fine.

Name: OP 2008-12-13 17:29

>>13 I don't mean autistism or Asperger's or even Tourette's. That is something else.

I'm more interested in the savant mind. Has there been one yet that has captured the distilled essence of process, mathematical logic and time/change? And could he/she, with assistance perhaps, sit down at a terminal and control the computer with a non-ambiguous language (a computer programming language) and generate decent output (prove theorems, bla)?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:53

>>1-15
Fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:57

Japanese don't speak english, but i'm pretty sure they can program in BASIC.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 17:59

>>17
you mean ruby

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 18:13

>>17
no I did not

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 18:14

>>17
(or any other natural language)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 18:41

I'm sure you could teach Lego Mindstorms or something to children who haven't learned to read yet.
They're fucked pretty quickly when they can't read numbers, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 20:04

Ed from Cowboy Bebop?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 20:12

>>20
Japanese is not a natural language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 20:46

>>15

Which part of no and not possible do you not fucking understand

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 21:20

>>24
English is not my mother language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 23:13

>>25
“YES”, “OH YES”, ”OH GOD YES”, “I LOVE YOU”, “HARDER” are the only terminals in your mothers, context-free, language. I formalised it while pounding her thighs rhythmically.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 23:39

>>26 I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 0:19

>>26
I fucking lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 0:20

>>26
Wait. Why were you pounding her thighs instead of her vagina?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 1:24

>>29
The pleasure of being cummed outside.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 1:24

>>30
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 1:27

>>26
Actually, no, you're wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 15:07

i think its amazing how people in other countries can write code in english so easily since obviously the word "string" could be the word dick to them and it wouldn't make any difference in how they code. its just so weird to think about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 15:09

>>33
what

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 15:11

>>33
Most countries which don't have English as their natural langauge usually have some sort of mandatory English speaking course during formative years.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:02

>>35
I wish they had that in America as well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:11

Fuck the fucking Indians, English is the official language there. So they all learn it when they are kids.

They just can't speak it very well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 16:26

>>35
Ahh... if not for Stalin that could have been Russian...

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:19

>>36
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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:43

>>39
I don't know why I lol'd at such a post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:59

>>40
Do you have a history of mental illness?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 18:32

>>41
Do you have a history of BTC?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 19:01

>>42
I do not know what BTC means.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 19:01

>>42
Everyone on /prog/ has a history of being trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 0:59

>>33
To most English speaking people, a string is something you can tie into knots or roll up into yarns. And most English speaking 「programmers」 live in blissfull ignorance of the term's mathematical definition.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 12:45

i have a hard fucking time understanding what people want when they try to explain it to me, but i can code decently.  so i guess im only like ½ a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 13:29

>>45

I speak English and understand that strings vibrating in the 10th dimension are what create sub atomic particles that make up our universe.

You on the other hand, have no idea what that means.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 14:31

>>47
hurr hurr hurrrrrrrr

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 15:01

>>46
I can code decently, but I can't for the life of me comment or document my code in a way that other people understand what the fuck I'm talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 15:03

>>49
You don't understand your code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 16:51

>>49
I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 17:22

>>52
I don't understand what the fuck I'm talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 17:56

>>54
I don't understand what the fuck you're going to talk about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 18:01

>>53
I don't understand what the fuck you had been previously talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 18:31

>>54
I don't understand what the fuck what you all are fucking.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-15 19:04

>>55
I don't understand what the fuck you're haxing about.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:54


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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 0:00

I knew an illiterate guy in high school.

He was a huge worthless white trash whale, and he used to sell cigarettes to niggers in the bathroom. Everyone hated him, even the teachers. I felt bad for him at first, but then I realized that he was an asshole and stopped giving a fuck.

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