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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:43

This place is weird. It's like it has its own bizarre culture of memes separate from the rest of 4chan. Shit, I didn't even know there were text boards until today. And it seems to be the only active text board that isn't just totally filled with spam.

Explain yourselves, expert programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:45

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:46


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'       _____ \
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                                         \
                              ___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:48

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:51


   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< Read SICP!
  (    )  \________
  | | |
  (__)_)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:55

SICP or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 7:57

Back to /fa/ with you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 8:32

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 8:43

>>1
we conjour the spirits of the computer with our spells.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 8:46

>>1
the only active text board that isn't just totally filled with spam.
This really depends on your definition of ``spam.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 9:17

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 9:27

>>1
Mdy nour explain ourselfs, when the answer is in SICP. read SICP!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 9:31

loeb :: Functor => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 9:33

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 10:04

OK,I'm going to explain about ASAKUSA.
ASAKUSA is a guy who living in [b]TOKYO and he puts "FRISK" in own anus and
that's how he masturbates.  Isn't he COOL ????

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 10:05

OK,I'm going to explain about [u]BBCODE FAILURE[u/].
[i}Anonymous[/i] is a guy who living in INTERNET and he fails it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 10:30

>>15,16
Time to get the fuck out;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 10:34

[b][i][u][o]OH GOD WHY DOES THIS NEVER WORK FOR ME[/o][/u][/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 11:07



/*
writing red text
*/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 11:17



/*
no
*/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 11:36

# red text?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:08


// red text?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:08

REM RED TEXT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 14:00

/* red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum red rum

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 14:22

>>1
/prog/ leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through SICP to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 14:30

/prog/ leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through SICP to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
forgot your BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 18:11

>only active text board
[b][o][u]NOT TRUE[/b][/o][/u]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 21:06

>>25
oh god.

i'm not sure if that's the ugliest or most beautiful post ever posted in my /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 3:50

>>25
I'm loling really hard over this and realize the hot girl in my shower right now would not a chance of understanding why

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 4:32

>>29
Enjoy loling over shitty copypasta, Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 6:14

>>25
Precious kopipe

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 6:16

>>1

                       //`'''```,
             o        // LISP   `.,
       ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
    .'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
  ||  ||   \\  ||
  co  co    co co

Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Read SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a satorized SICP reader. SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) is the fastest-growing SMUG LISP WEENIE community with THOUSANDS of members all over the Internet! You, too, can be a part of SICP if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
• First, you have to obtain a copy of SICP and read it. You can read it online using your favorite web browser.
• Second, you need to succeed in founding a Lisp-related meme in /prog/ on world4chan, a popular "programming for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official SICP home /prog/ on world4chan, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the satorized overlords or any of the other members in the board to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful meme, and you will be tested on your knowledge of STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS. If you are having trouble locating /prog/, the official STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS board, you might be on a wrong web sight. The correct address is >>>/prog/. Follow this link if you are using a http client such as telnet. If you have Sussman points and would like to support SICP, please don't sage this post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 10:07

>>32
WARNING!
This stringof data violates INTERNATIONAL INTERNET RIGHTS OF DATA REUSABILITY.
Offended party: GNAA
Offender: Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 10:38

>>29
No one cares about your hot girl in the shower and nobody here believes you.
Enjoy your hand.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:09

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:37

>>35
How do you pronounce Cedar?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:42

>>36
see-der

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:46

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 12:53

>>38
I lol`d

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 13:22

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 9:08

Silly /prog/ers. Moot will never visit /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 9:29

Nobody cares.

Name: Dirk !Pi8Id1s1P6 2008-12-08 9:30

teas

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 9:53

hax my anus

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-12-08 18:31

>>41
hi

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 19:10

>>41
>>45
moot must have a script that tells him whenever his name is used, cause he always pops up when you use it.

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-12-08 19:17

>>46
And it's written in Haskell

Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-12-08 19:39

Test

Name: Test!Test 2008-12-08 19:40

test

Name: Test !ViBjFlRv5. 2008-12-08 19:40

test

Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-12-08 19:51

I am a huge faggot, please rape my face.
Also, there is no banning in text boards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 19:58

>>48,51
The Pseud0ch stylesheet displays names in bold with tripcodes in plain.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 20:48

>>47
You're out of your element, moot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 20:50

If you aren't using Terminal get out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-08 21:18

>>53
Fake moot.

See http://dis.4chan.org/read/img/1184295633/27 as an example of
a REAL mootpost.

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-12-08 21:59

>>55
Actually, that's just someone who's really good with the BBcode

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 13:07

>>56
OK, I'd like to see you post with a moderator capcode
using your EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER skills.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 13:46

>>57
After defeating troll mage Ha'zjiin, who resides in a cave on top of the mountain Averan, a spirit will appear and he tells you the route to a remote island far south from the Coast of Eternal Suffering. If you make it through an impassable swamp on that island you will find a small town of elves. Among the townspeople there is an elder, who will share with you a buffer overflow exploit in libbbcode, if you marry his obese daughter.

Using that exploit will allow you to post a moderator capcode on this board.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 16:29

Bow before me, for I am an [b][i][u][o]EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER[/o][/u][/i][/b].

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 17:29

>>59
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 18:59

>>60
You have not achieved satori.  Look again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 19:04

>>61
Your bbcodefu is weak. Behold, I am a true [b][i][u][o]EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER[/o][/u][/i][/b][i]![/i]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 19:19

>>61
[b]If these mere parlor games are satori, then satori is not worth achieving.[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 19:20

>>63 see >>62 for an example of a correct implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 19:36

>>63 is simply >>59 and >>62 reduced to the most concise possible example.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 19:42

>>65
You are wrong. Only >>62 has correctly applied the bbcode escape syntax. >>59,63 are poor imitations.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 20:48

>>66
Now you are just trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 21:20

EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-09 23:02

>>67
Now [i]you[/i] are just trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 0:06

Hello

/prog/ has motivated me more than any other programming site

SICP was great

Functional Programming is amazing

Now I will return the favor by DESTOYER/s/ /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 10:54


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