/prog/

This place is weird. It's like it has its own bizarre culture of memes separate from the rest of 4chan. Shit, I didn't even know there were text boards until today. And it seems to be the only active text board that isn't just totally filled with spam.

Explain yourselves, expert programmers.

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/prog/ leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through SICP to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.