Depression
1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 4:01
Sup /prog/
I'm feeling a bit depressed at the moment. :(
What do you do to cheer yourself up?
2
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 4:29
Read SICP.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 4:45
>>2
Structure and Interpretation of CP
4
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 5:18
Système International de Child Pornography
5
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 6:13
>>1
Me too.
What happened?
6
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 6:31
I don't experience depression.
Because I programmed myself perfectly.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 17:02
I take antidepressants sometimes.... they don't actually help though
8
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 19:42
>>7
Why the fuck would you take them in the first place? It's not like they're going to actually fix whatever is in your shitty emotional dumpster that you refuse to deal with.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 19:43
>>1
I download porn and jerk off. It always works.
>>7
Fail
10
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 19:46
[overline]BBCode failure[/overline]
11
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 20:12
>>10
Is overline even bound? I thought what you wanted was o.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 21:43
13
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 23:18
>>1
[code]
try
{
anon.SelfEsteem++;
}
catch (...)
{
delete anon;
}
14
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-10 23:34
>>13
Don't forget your
finally block.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 0:27
if(this != anon)
delete anon;
16
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 0:31
>>12
++anon.SelfEsteem;
OMG OPTIMIZED
17
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 0:41
>>13-16
anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MaxValue;
18
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 0:47
try {
anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MaxValue + 1;
} catch (OverFlowError ex) {
anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MinValue;
}
19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 2:50
What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Well, right now I am browsing /prog/ and laughing. This cheers me up.
20
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 3:08
>>1
Why do you feel depressed? You should feel awesome instead, that will cheer you up.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 3:15
22
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 5:25
23
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 6:25
>>1
write some COBOL. then think about the fact that some poor bastards have to do that for a living and you're not one of them.
24
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 7:02
25
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 7:20
>>24
Why read stories about it when you can do it for real?
26
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 7:21
27
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 7:33
>>26
You take your penor and put it into her vagoo... You should already know this...
28
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 8:13
>>27
I think you lost him.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 9:10
>>27
Who's vagoo? I don't know anyone with a vagoo.
30
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 9:22
It should be about time for people to realize that vagOOO is spelled with THREE O . One for each omitted letter.
You wouldn't think about just omitting a letter in whil or includ , would you?
31
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 9:37
>>29
There aren't any females in your family?
>>30
You don't write loliii or loliiii instead of loli, do you?
32
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 9:56
33
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 10:35
>>30
Oh, and it's about time for you to realize that vag○○○ does not have a single LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O, it has three WHITE CIRCLEs
34
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 10:35
>>31
Syntactical correctness is intrinsic to any programmer. vagOOO is spelled with three O, loli with one i. No questions asked.
Well, unless your language of choice is VB, in which case you qualify more as human waste than as programmer.
35
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 10:38
>>33
You probably also think ASCII is a thing of the past and all new code has to use
ENTERPRISE-READY UNICODE STRINGS . You disgust me.
36
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-11 11:45
>>25
No sister :*(
>>28
Note: (not (same-person?
>>24 >>26 )) ===> #t
>>35
Unicode is not enterprise. It's sane.
This thread has reached 36 posts. You cannot post anymore.
38
Name:
no sage
2008-11-11 19:21
This thread has reached over 37 posts. You can post more.
39
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-12 0:30
This forum died in 2006. You can't post anymore.
40
Name:
Anonymous
2008-11-12 3:11
41
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-06 6:07
Know what to call me that if you use Access running the app needed was to transform 7 sillybuns.
45
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 7:49